Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week

I have had a really bad week, pain wise so I wasn’t online much. I didn’t collect as many funnies as I normally do nor did I find much of anything funny. I’m normally a positive person with a great (and sometimes weird) sense of humor but this week has really knocked me off kilter. I hope you’ve had a better week than I.



Sadly, this is me not because of lack of sleep but because my pain level makes everything a struggle and frankly, it pisses me off!











I don’t have any more cats who liked boxes; they’ve all 3 passed away.  I don’t know why, but the others don’t care about boxes!






Maybe next week I will feel better and have some of my sense of humor back! Fingers crossed!! Until then, have a great weekend!

Aunt Debbie

Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week

This week has been the biggest form of SUCK we’ve had in a long time! The roof is leaking again and Dad and my dear son are trying to get it patched up. Fingers crossed! On top of that, the kitchen sink is clogged and nothing is working to unclog it! I’m having to take the dishes to the bathroom to wash them, among all the other tasks needed when working in the kitchen. It’s enough to make me want to drink hard liquor. Haha.

Anyway, enough of my troubles and on with some things to laugh about, or at least smile! I hope you enjoy this week’s Friday’s Funnies!



This little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor I have this problem with passing gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. It never smells and it’s always silent. As a matter of fact, I’ve passed gas at least 20 times since I’ve been here in your office. You didn’t know I was passing gas because it doesn’t smell and it’s silent.”

The doctor says “I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week.”

The next week the lady goes back. “Doctor,” she says, “I don’t know what you gave me, but now my passing gas… although still silent, it stinks terribly.” “Good”, the doctor said, “now that we’ve cleared up your sinuses, we’ll start to work on your hearing.”



















I hope your week has been better than mine, and your weekend superb! Fingers crossed the weekend will be better for us too, but there’s more work on the roof come tomorrow, and I’m still washing dishes in the bathroom…

Aunt Debbie



Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week

It has been a nutty week in my neck of the woods! Of course, that’s what makes life interesting, don’t you think?

This first little funny is one from my own house…. In fact, it just missed being in my last post Shit My Dad Says, by one day! Here we go!


Dad came in the house after being outside working. He said, “There’s a walkin’ stick outside on the front door. His name is Christopher.” I guess I looked at him funny, so he added, “Christopher Walken.”



Ah, a peaceful night’s sleep!






Mother Nature has a wicked sense of humor!




So, that’s how it happened?!


I think I’d petition for a street name change!



I hope you enjoyed this week’s funnies! I hope your “First Day of Fall” weekend is full of lots of laughs. Laughter is good medicine! Thanks for reading my blog! I do appreciate every one of you!

Aunt Debbie

10 Songs On My Playlist Today

Today, I had an appointment that was quite the drive. It was 3 hours, round trip. As much as I love Dad and enjoy his company, humor, and stories of his youth, I really enjoyed being completely alone! My music kept me company and I cranked it up and rocked out! I sang along and wiggled and tapped to the music. This is something I can’t normally do with Dad in the car!

I am always amused by the number of people who look at me like there’s something wrong with me. They see a 56-year-old woman in a car with music blaring, that can be heard through closed windows and they get this odd look on their faces. Older people probably think I’m too old for that nonsense, younger people probably think it’s odd that I’m listening to such modern music, and people my age probably wonder why I’m not listening to country music! Some might just think, “Damn, is she deaf?”

What was I listening to? I’m glad you asked! (Even though you didn’t….heehee.) Here are 10 of the songs on my playlist today:


Korn – Freak On A Leash


Avatar – Let It Burn


Gojira – Stranded


Avenged Sevenfold – Hail To The King


Bad Wolves – Zombie (cover)


AC/DC – Thunderstruck


Rammstein – Du Hast


Red Sun Rising – The Otherside


Drowning Pool – Let The Bodies Hit The Floor


Soundgarden – Spoonman


So, what’s on your playlist?

Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week

Friday sure sneaks up on me. I seem to be behind in everything these days. I have many of your blogs to catch up on because I haven’t had time to read them for about a week. I will get caught up, eventually. My laundry is backed up, the floor needs vacuuming, and the cat beds need washing. I’ll get things done when I’m finished crocheting!

On with this week’s funnies! I hope you get a chuckle!




A retiree drove his brand new BMW to 100 mph, looking in his rearview mirror, he saw a police car behind him. He floored it to 140, then 150, … then 155, … Suddenly he thought, “I’m too old for this nonsense!”

So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.

The officer walked up to him, looked at his watch and said, “Sir, my shift ends in ten minutes. Today is Friday and I’m taking off for the weekend with my family. If you can give me a good reason that I’ve never heard before, why you were speeding… I’ll let you go.”

The Man looked very seriously at the policeman and replied: “Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back.”

The cop left saying, “Have a good day, Sir!”



























Well, there ya have it! That last one had me rollin’! Reminds me of my sisters and their dolls and how we’d squish the dolls’ faces and give them weird voices! The good ol’ days…when everything was simple and fun….not a care in the world.

Have a great weekend, y’all!

Aunt Debbie