Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week

Oh boy, Friday already and I nearly missed it! I’ve been having a rough time these past few weeks. Between my pain level being sky high and having digestive issues, I don’t know if I’m coming or going. On the bright side, I do have several funnies for you this week, more than last week! So, without further ado…





A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home alone from school one day when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her. After following along for a while, he turns to her and asks, “Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?”

“NO!” says the little girl as she keeps on walking. The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks, “Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back.”

“NO!” says the little girl again as she hurries down the street. The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says, “Okay kid, my last offer! I’ll give you 20 bucks AND a big bag of candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride.”

Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and screams out…

“Look Dad! You’re the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley …YOU RIDE IT!!”







































Thanks for reading! I hope you enjoyed this week’s funnies! There were a few that I’m still laughing over! Have a super weekend, my friends!

Aunt Debbie

Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week

I have had a really bad week, pain wise so I wasn’t online much. I didn’t collect as many funnies as I normally do nor did I find much of anything funny. I’m normally a positive person with a great (and sometimes weird) sense of humor but this week has really knocked me off kilter. I hope you’ve had a better week than I.



Sadly, this is me not because of lack of sleep but because my pain level makes everything a struggle and frankly, it pisses me off!











I don’t have any more cats who liked boxes; they’ve all 3 passed away.  I don’t know why, but the others don’t care about boxes!






Maybe next week I will feel better and have some of my sense of humor back! Fingers crossed!! Until then, have a great weekend!

Aunt Debbie

Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week

This week has been the biggest form of SUCK we’ve had in a long time! The roof is leaking again and Dad and my dear son are trying to get it patched up. Fingers crossed! On top of that, the kitchen sink is clogged and nothing is working to unclog it! I’m having to take the dishes to the bathroom to wash them, among all the other tasks needed when working in the kitchen. It’s enough to make me want to drink hard liquor. Haha.

Anyway, enough of my troubles and on with some things to laugh about, or at least smile! I hope you enjoy this week’s Friday’s Funnies!



This little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor I have this problem with passing gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. It never smells and it’s always silent. As a matter of fact, I’ve passed gas at least 20 times since I’ve been here in your office. You didn’t know I was passing gas because it doesn’t smell and it’s silent.”

The doctor says “I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week.”

The next week the lady goes back. “Doctor,” she says, “I don’t know what you gave me, but now my passing gas… although still silent, it stinks terribly.” “Good”, the doctor said, “now that we’ve cleared up your sinuses, we’ll start to work on your hearing.”



















I hope your week has been better than mine, and your weekend superb! Fingers crossed the weekend will be better for us too, but there’s more work on the roof come tomorrow, and I’m still washing dishes in the bathroom…

Aunt Debbie



Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week

It has been a nutty week in my neck of the woods! Of course, that’s what makes life interesting, don’t you think?

This first little funny is one from my own house…. In fact, it just missed being in my last post Shit My Dad Says, by one day! Here we go!


Dad came in the house after being outside working. He said, “There’s a walkin’ stick outside on the front door. His name is Christopher.” I guess I looked at him funny, so he added, “Christopher Walken.”



Ah, a peaceful night’s sleep!






Mother Nature has a wicked sense of humor!




So, that’s how it happened?!


I think I’d petition for a street name change!



I hope you enjoyed this week’s funnies! I hope your “First Day of Fall” weekend is full of lots of laughs. Laughter is good medicine! Thanks for reading my blog! I do appreciate every one of you!

Aunt Debbie

10 Songs On My Playlist Today

Today, I had an appointment that was quite the drive. It was 3 hours, round trip. As much as I love Dad and enjoy his company, humor, and stories of his youth, I really enjoyed being completely alone! My music kept me company and I cranked it up and rocked out! I sang along and wiggled and tapped to the music. This is something I can’t normally do with Dad in the car!

I am always amused by the number of people who look at me like there’s something wrong with me. They see a 56-year-old woman in a car with music blaring, that can be heard through closed windows and they get this odd look on their faces. Older people probably think I’m too old for that nonsense, younger people probably think it’s odd that I’m listening to such modern music, and people my age probably wonder why I’m not listening to country music! Some might just think, “Damn, is she deaf?”

What was I listening to? I’m glad you asked! (Even though you didn’t….heehee.) Here are 10 of the songs on my playlist today:


Korn – Freak On A Leash


Avatar – Let It Burn


Gojira – Stranded


Avenged Sevenfold – Hail To The King


Bad Wolves – Zombie (cover)


AC/DC – Thunderstruck


Rammstein – Du Hast


Red Sun Rising – The Otherside


Drowning Pool – Let The Bodies Hit The Floor


Soundgarden – Spoonman


So, what’s on your playlist?