Friday’s Funnies

I’m about to blow a gasket! Good grief! I have been having issues with my computer today and just when I have everything figured out, I log in to my WordPress account and find that they have made changes to the media download process! It’s just a pain in the ass now! Nothing is working the way it did before!! So, if this post comes out wonky, it’s not my fault! WordPress, if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it! Sheesh!

This isn’t a huge collection. I don’t know why. I’ve been saving them all week but they seem to have disappeared! Anyway, I hope you like them, and just like every week, please share your faves in the comments!

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My fave this week: Sarchotic and Eucalyze Legayptus! I hope you found a few enough to elicit a chuckle! 

I think I’ve had enough of this computer, my phone, and every other thing that has anything to do with technology. I’m going to shower and work a jigsaw puzzle. Have a great weekend! Be good, peeps. 

Signing out for now,

What’s Eating Aunt Debbie?

Oh, so many things are eating at me these days. It seems the state of this country is in the toilet. Everything is such a mess! It’s exhausting and I know I’m not alone in feeling the way I do. Here’s a quick run-down of What’s Eating Aunt Debbie:

  1. You’d think the damn police would be on their best behavior these days and following procedure, to-the-letter, to protect themselves and their department from bad publicity and lawsuits. But no. More police shootings occur. More wrongful deaths happen. Unnecessary violent treatment on routine traffic stops. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! You don’t need to draw your gun on a routine traffic stop. You don’t need to shoot an unarmed person! There is no need for excessive force when you’ve already got the suspect on the ground and handcuffed! You do NOT need to shoot a man in the back!
  2. Joel Greenberg, Seminole County, FL tax collector faces a total of 33 federal charges…including sex trafficking, fraud, and bribery. What the hell is wrong with people these days? Give them an inch, they take a mile. LOCK HIM UP! What scumbag will have that position next?
  3. Matt Gaetz. Where to start? The investigation into Greenberg led the feds to Matt Gaetz, who faces charges of sex trafficking and sex with a minor. Gaetz reportedly asked then-President Trump for a blanket pardon. Who the hell does that? Requesting a blanket pardon tells me all I need to know about someone. Another scumbag in politics. LOCK HIM UP! 
  4. Many people, when asked why they have a problem with the LGBTQ Community, they will say, “that way of life is against my religion.” That’s ridiculous. Their lifestyle doesn’t have a damn thing to do with you. If GOD thinks it’s a problem then let GOD take care of it! Here’s a thought: If God created everyone, then he also created every single gay, lesbian, trans etc., person in the world. Maybe God created them the way they are. Maybe it’s all a part of God’s plan. Maybe God is trying to teach us all something! Pay attention!

Well, that sums up the bullshit that’s clouding my brain this this time around. I’m sure more will come next week! What’s eating you these days?

If you don’t like what I have to say that’s your prerogative. This is my blog and I’ll express my opinion as I please. Just remember, I know how to delete comments and ban people from my blog/page

 

Earworm – Who Are The People In Your Neighborhood?

Dad and I were having a conversation on Saturday, about what I don’t even remember now. The phrase ‘in the neighborhood’ came up and all of a sudden this song was in my brain… It’s still stuck in my brain! It’s funny how childhood memories pop up and stick. Do you remember this song?

Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week

Happy Friday, Everyone! I hope this week has been a good one! I have a good bunch of funnies for you this week; at least I hope they’re a good bunch! You never know what you’re going to get from week to week! I may share some highly offensive memes or “dad joke” type material. Anyway, I hope you enjoy these! On with the show!!

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Co-worker Meme is Dedicated to
The Huntress! 

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There ya go! What do you think? Do you have a favorite? The “things to stay 6 ft. away from” meme is pretty fitting, the “cry like a baby” and “sibling trust issues” are both equally funny. It’s too hard to pick a fave!

Have a wonderful weekend, friends! Stay safe and don’t forget your masks!

See you next week,
Aunt Debbie

Got My Fauci Ouchie

Go ahead. Call me a sheep. If I’m a sheep because I listen to SCIENTISTS rather than Fox News, then so be it. 

I heard the Covid Vaccine being referred to as the “Fauci Ouchie” the other day and I thought that was quite clever! I got my “Fauci Ouchie” this afternoon. I wish it had been a drive through vaccine clinic like when Dad got both of his but it was a walk-in and sit clinic instead. Ugh. It was at the health department and being a small community, the building and parking facilities were also small. I had to park too far away considering how high my pain level was today. Then there wasn’t enough room inside the building so they gave a me a fold up chair and sat me outside with a couple other people. It was hard to get down on and to get back off of but I managed. I got my vaccine quickly but had to wait 15 minutes so they could keep an eye on me. The only thing wrong with me is that I had to pee. Damn medications!

Next month, I’ll get vaccine #2. When the waiting period is over, the first thing I’m going to do is get a haircut!! It has been over a year since I last had it cut (other than me butchering my bangs) and I’m sick of this long, stringy crap! For most of my life I kept my hair long but in the last few years I went shorter and shorter. By the time Covid hit, I had been used to wearing a short style. Now, I’m wearing a pony tail and it drives me absolutely bonkers! 

After my haircut, we will be making plans to go out and enjoy a nice meal in a nice comfy restaurant. I told Dad today, “What if we’ve forgotten how to behave in a restaurant?” We just laughed and laughed!