Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week

Oh boy, Friday already and I nearly missed it! I’ve been having a rough time these past few weeks. Between my pain level being sky high and having digestive issues, I don’t know if I’m coming or going. On the bright side, I do have several funnies for you this week, more than last week! So, without further ado…

Enjoy!

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A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home alone from school one day when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her. After following along for a while, he turns to her and asks, “Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?”

“NO!” says the little girl as she keeps on walking. The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks, “Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back.”

“NO!” says the little girl again as she hurries down the street. The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says, “Okay kid, my last offer! I’ll give you 20 bucks AND a big bag of candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride.”

Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and screams out…

“Look Dad! You’re the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley …YOU RIDE IT!!”

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Thanks for reading! I hope you enjoyed this week’s funnies! There were a few that I’m still laughing over! Have a super weekend, my friends!

Aunt Debbie

Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week

This week has been the biggest form of SUCK we’ve had in a long time! The roof is leaking again and Dad and my dear son are trying to get it patched up. Fingers crossed! On top of that, the kitchen sink is clogged and nothing is working to unclog it! I’m having to take the dishes to the bathroom to wash them, among all the other tasks needed when working in the kitchen. It’s enough to make me want to drink hard liquor. Haha.

Anyway, enough of my troubles and on with some things to laugh about, or at least smile! I hope you enjoy this week’s Friday’s Funnies!

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This little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor I have this problem with passing gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. It never smells and it’s always silent. As a matter of fact, I’ve passed gas at least 20 times since I’ve been here in your office. You didn’t know I was passing gas because it doesn’t smell and it’s silent.”

The doctor says “I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week.”

The next week the lady goes back. “Doctor,” she says, “I don’t know what you gave me, but now my passing gas… although still silent, it stinks terribly.” “Good”, the doctor said, “now that we’ve cleared up your sinuses, we’ll start to work on your hearing.”

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I hope your week has been better than mine, and your weekend superb! Fingers crossed the weekend will be better for us too, but there’s more work on the roof come tomorrow, and I’m still washing dishes in the bathroom…

Aunt Debbie

 

 

Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week

It has been a nutty week in my neck of the woods! Of course, that’s what makes life interesting, don’t you think?

This first little funny is one from my own house…. In fact, it just missed being in my last post Shit My Dad Says, by one day! Here we go!

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Dad came in the house after being outside working. He said, “There’s a walkin’ stick outside on the front door. His name is Christopher.” I guess I looked at him funny, so he added, “Christopher Walken.”

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Ah, a peaceful night’s sleep!

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Mother Nature has a wicked sense of humor!

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So, that’s how it happened?!

 

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I think I’d petition for a street name change!

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I hope you enjoyed this week’s funnies! I hope your “First Day of Fall” weekend is full of lots of laughs. Laughter is good medicine! Thanks for reading my blog! I do appreciate every one of you!

Aunt Debbie

Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week

Friday sure sneaks up on me. I seem to be behind in everything these days. I have many of your blogs to catch up on because I haven’t had time to read them for about a week. I will get caught up, eventually. My laundry is backed up, the floor needs vacuuming, and the cat beds need washing. I’ll get things done when I’m finished crocheting!

On with this week’s funnies! I hope you get a chuckle!

 

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A retiree drove his brand new BMW to 100 mph, looking in his rearview mirror, he saw a police car behind him. He floored it to 140, then 150, … then 155, … Suddenly he thought, “I’m too old for this nonsense!”

So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.

The officer walked up to him, looked at his watch and said, “Sir, my shift ends in ten minutes. Today is Friday and I’m taking off for the weekend with my family. If you can give me a good reason that I’ve never heard before, why you were speeding… I’ll let you go.”

The Man looked very seriously at the policeman and replied: “Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back.”

The cop left saying, “Have a good day, Sir!”

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Well, there ya have it! That last one had me rollin’! Reminds me of my sisters and their dolls and how we’d squish the dolls’ faces and give them weird voices! The good ol’ days…when everything was simple and fun….not a care in the world.

Have a great weekend, y’all!

Aunt Debbie

 

 

Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week

Happy Friday! I hope this week has been good to you! My plate has been full all week and I’m trying to wind down now and get my funny on! Here’s a small collection of funnies for you to enjoy…at least, I hope you enjoy them!

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Well, there ya go! I hope you have a great Labor Day weekend! My plans? Ask the frog!

Aunt Debbie