Tag: funnies

This week has been the biggest form of SUCK we’ve had in a long time! The roof is leaking again and Dad and my dear son are trying to get it patched up. Fingers crossed! On top of that, the kitchen sink is clogged and nothing is working to unclog it! I’m having to take the dishes to the bathroom to wash them, among all the other tasks needed when working in the kitchen. It’s enough to make me want to drink hard liquor. Haha.

Anyway, enough of my troubles and on with some things to laugh about, or at least smile! I hope you enjoy this week’s Friday’s Funnies!

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This little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor I have this problem with passing gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. It never smells and it’s always silent. As a matter of fact, I’ve passed gas at least 20 times since I’ve been here in your office. You didn’t know I was passing gas because it doesn’t smell and it’s silent.”

The doctor says “I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week.”

The next week the lady goes back. “Doctor,” she says, “I don’t know what you gave me, but now my passing gas… although still silent, it stinks terribly.” “Good”, the doctor said, “now that we’ve cleared up your sinuses, we’ll start to work on your hearing.”

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I hope your week has been better than mine, and your weekend superb! Fingers crossed the weekend will be better for us too, but there’s more work on the roof come tomorrow, and I’m still washing dishes in the bathroom…

Friday sure sneaks up on me. I seem to be behind in everything these days. I have many of your blogs to catch up on because I haven’t had time to read them for about a week. I will get caught up, eventually. My laundry is backed up, the floor needs vacuuming, and the cat beds need washing. I’ll get things done when I’m finished crocheting!

On with this week’s funnies! I hope you get a chuckle!

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A retiree drove his brand new BMW to 100 mph, looking in his rearview mirror, he saw a police car behind him. He floored it to 140, then 150, … then 155, … Suddenly he thought, “I’m too old for this nonsense!”

So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.

The officer walked up to him, looked at his watch and said, “Sir, my shift ends in ten minutes. Today is Friday and I’m taking off for the weekend with my family. If you can give me a good reason that I’ve never heard before, why you were speeding… I’ll let you go.”

The Man looked very seriously at the policeman and replied: “Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back.”

The cop left saying, “Have a good day, Sir!”

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Well, there ya have it! That last one had me rollin’! Reminds me of my sisters and their dolls and how we’d squish the dolls’ faces and give them weird voices! The good ol’ days…when everything was simple and fun….not a care in the world.

Have a great weekend, y’all!