Happy Friday! I’ve wanted to share these days ago but I’ve been busier than a cat covering you-know-what. This week’s funnies are dedicated to that blasted little “Elf on a Shelf.” You either love him or you hate him. I’m glad the craze didn’t start until after my kids were grown. Not that I hate the little bugger, but he seems to be an annoying and naughty little elf. Decide for yourself:
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Ornery elf.

In my house, he’d be cleaning up that mess or he’d go in the garbage disposal!

Poor Frosty!

Now we know what really happened to Cheryl’s she-shed.

Now we know where those “chocolate kisses” come from!

Why does he have it in for poor Frosty?

Shouldn’t that be on a cookie?

No wonder he does such naughty things!

The little perv!

The continued exploitation of Barbie and her friends.
Some are taking matters into their own hands and have the right idea!

Good doggy!

Flush him!

Burn him!

Cook him!

The way enemies should be treated!

Hell, this would freak ME out!
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So, have you decided? Love him or hate him, these are pretty funny! If any of these offend you then sorry….not sorry. Pull the stick out, maybe it’ll be easier to laugh!
I hope you all are having a wonderful holiday season! I have tons of goodies to bake so I have to start as early as Monday. I never know if my pain will let me do what I want, so starting early just in case I need downtime in between is the best way to go. What are your plans next week?
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahaha! I never did like that creepy little elf.
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Me either really… So glad he wasn’t around when my kids were young!
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I hate that little dude, I would much rather see the Drunk on a Bench than that stupid Elf on a Shelf….but that’s just me.
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It’s pretty funny, since I don’t have little ones. No wonder he is so mischievous though, with friends like Chucky. Just saying… ๐
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Lol! Yes!
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I don’t know why, but the she-shed one had me snickering. The rest were great, too. Thanks for doing these posts. I look forward to them every week.
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Awww, thank you for liking them! Yeah, that she-shed one is funny and I like the one with abominable snowman roasting that little butthead over the fire! ๐
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I had two of those elves as a child in the sixties. One was green. I haven’t seen the green ones since then. So much for diversity! Anyhow, they were fun. How are the kitties? We have two new kittens and hilarity ensues.
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Oh, I love kittens!! They are very amusing and I’ve never seen such great entertainment!! My 4 are doing well, although I think Kitty, who is going to be 13 soon, is starting to show signs of old age. ๐ฆ Thanks for asking! Are you new kitties getting along well with the other furbabies?
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The new kittens are very leery of the 140 lb. monster Dane. As for our older cat who is 12, she’s having some pretty intense hissy fits. It’s funny because Tulip, the little female kitten, just looks at her and gives the tiniest hiss you’ve ever heard.
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I am visualizing the huge dog/tiny kitten scenario AND the tiny kitty hissing like she’s big and badass. Lol.
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It’s like you are right here in my living room! ๐
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Lmao!
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I am only seeing this now and my belly is aching……counting down for next Christmas already ,only to pose my elf๐๐๐๐
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Lmao! Don’t feel bad. I’m behind on reading blogs too! Glad you like the funnies! ๐
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I love the funnies๐ค
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