Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week

I know I’m not the only one who needs a good laugh these days, so I decided Friday’s Funnies is a MUST! I have several funnies for you this week. It’s going to be difficult picking your favorite! Be sure to VOTE for your fave in the comments! Thanks to all who voted in the last round, which was 2 weeks ago. I hope you enjoy this selection!

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The Last Winner:

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Now onto this week’s choices!

UGLY POTATO GIRL

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YOU TWIT FACE

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ACT NORMAL

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GAS!

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LITTER BOX

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ONE-EYED BOB

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JG WENTWORTH

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ACTIVIA

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PENIS BROKEN

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COOKIE MONSTER

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JON SNOW

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UDDERLY OFFENDED

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SKELETAL REMAINS

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NO LICKY

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OFFICIAL 2020 FRAGRANCE

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So, what do you think? Have you decided on a favorite? I think I’ll go with Skeletal Remains. I think I’d like to do that. It would be hilarious! VOTE for your fave in the comments! I can’t wait to hear how different your answers will be!

Have a super weekend, friends! Don’t forget to laugh a little and smile a lot!

aunt-debbie

Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week

Happy Friday, Everyone!

A few days ago, I wrote One Day At A Time and how difficult it’s been for me to write consistently. Well, I guess it was harder than I thought, because I completely forgot about Friday’s Funnies last week! This week, I did not forget!

It’s hotter than balls here. At least that’s what my son says. I guess he ought to know. My grandmother used to say, “It’s hotter than a popcorn fart” and I always wondered how hot that was! I hope the weather isn’t too unbearable for you!

This week, your vote elects the top billing on next week’s edition of Friday’s Funnies! Each meme/photo has a title. Remember that title and vote for your fave in the comments! Here’s this week’s funnies!

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VOTE: Peek-a-Boo

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VOTE: Aunt Clara108021535_10160092510698502_4037372748357495069_n

VOTE: Beware of Dog108832900_5781507048533501_7720951195870127542_o

VOTE: Pinatas108948664_3756555581040412_4793604343452949933_n

VOTE: Udder Surprise109010399_5777642772253262_5962682631314011583_o

VOTE: Vacation109201251_5790666490950890_9083400678155515300_o

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VOTE: PIG-DOG109341848_5779918012025738_1535136909864222769_o

NOW! Flip that pic upside down

and UN-confuse your brain!!

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VOTE: 10th Life109581193_5779923375358535_3133568230404888533_o

VOTE: Sense of Humor109637347_624888504809407_1492629358994713723_n

VOTE: Alien Cats109695605_5781452961872243_8610509549696472731_o

VOTE: Darryl112473184_927098821102129_9200172149154501824_n

VOTE: Quack115419249_927786847699993_7600415971235105971_n

VOTE: Asshole Snakes115439070_3763083183720985_8774427537611996213_n

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I hope you got a few good laughs! Now, vote for your faves! Let’s see which meme wins and gets top billing on next week’s edition of Friday’s Funnies! My vote is for Asshole Snakes!

Friday’s Funnies – Coronavirus Edition

There’s a lot of bullshit flowing on the web this week. I’m sick of hearing about COVID-19. The entire situation is extremely worrisome, but wouldn’t be so bad if the “stable genius” had addressed the problem with a) intelligence, b) facts, and c) clarity. He has no idea what the hell he is doing. But this isn’t a political post. I’ll save that for another time.

I finally got my meds straightened out and met my new FNP. She was very personable and spoke with knowledge without talking down to me. I asked her about the clinic’s process if someone thinks they might have the virus. Her answers were reassuring and I left feeling that it would be handled competently. I went to Walmart to pick up my meds and a few other things afterward.

Walmart was a madhouse. Families pushing 2 and 3 carts packed full of supplies were everywhere. I actually got a scooter and I realized on the way home why it was so easy to get one today, of all days. Well, a scooter basket doesn’t hold enough for the zombie apocalypse you know!!!! It’s really a good thing I didn’t need toilet paper because there was not one package left on the shelves! Paper towels and facial tissues were pretty slim pickins, too! They were low or completely out of so many things! Ugh.

Anyway, folks… Here’s this week’s dose of levity. Enjoy!

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My pick for 3rd place this week:

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My pick for 2nd place:

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And my pick for #1:

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Now, if some of those don’t make you laugh then there’s something wrong with you! Seriously, though. I had a hard time choosing my faves! The Quarantini and That 70’s Mom were pretty close in the running but I had to pick the ones that made me laugh the most! Which are your picks?

Tomorrow Dad and I are off to do some last-minute errands and to have some lunch. It will be our last day out for a while, I think. We shall lay low for a couple of weeks and let the zombies run amuck!

Have a great weekend, folks! Thanks for following my blog and remember, wash your hands!

Aunt Debbie

Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week

This week has been much better than the last, pain wise. Last week, my brain was so scrambled from intense pain that I totally forgot about Friday’s Funnies. When I finally remembered, it was Monday. Gasp!

I’ll start this week’s funnies by adding something to what I call Shit My Dad Says.

Two days ago, Dad went out to the mailbox for the mail. He came back in and says, “You’ve got something here from Jake.” I say, Jake? Jake who?” Dad says “Jake! Jake, from State Farm.” I laughed until I snorted. It was a letter from State Farm! 

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If you don’t know what Jake’s connection is to State Farm, then check out the original commercial below. Then please enjoy the rest of this week’s funnies!

 

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My 3rd Place favorite this week:

 

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The next two tie for 2nd Place!

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Are you ready for 1st Place??

 

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Big SNORT! That groundhog is my spirit animal! Which were your faves this week? I hope you got a few laughs, maybe even a couple snorts! You just can’t go through life with a snort now and then!

Have a wonderful weekend, my friends! Have a few laughs (and adult beverages) and for goodness sake, don’t forget to wash your hands!

Ta ta for now, my friends!

Aunt Debbie

Friday’s Funnies – Valentine’s Day Edition

When I was with my ex, Valentine’s Day was like any other. He didn’t have a romantic bone in his body. Before I knew better than to waste my time, money, and energy, I prepared a nice candlelit dinner for the two of us. I thought it would be a nice gesture since I was broke. He ruined it by complaining about how he didn’t like to eat in the dark. No more candlelit dinners for him!

My best Valentine’s Day memories are with my kids! I always gave them a little something – candy, a special book, a card, or other little thing I might think of. Some years, I stretched Valentine’s Day out for 4 or 5 days by giving them each a zip lock bag each night with some candy and a little note, telling them something I loved about them. They made things in school for me, as well.

To me, Valentine’s Day is about showing your love and appreciation for someone or something. We should really be doing that every day of the year though, shouldn’t we? Here are some funnies to make you laugh on Valentine’s Day. Whether you’re involved in a relationship or single (by choice, like me) or even if “it’s complicated,” I’m sure your funny bone will get a kick out of at least some of these! Enjoy!

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I think the last one made me laugh the most! Oh, and the “Kiss My Nose” cartoon! Haha! Well, I hope you liked this week’s funnies! Which were your favorites?

I hope your Valentine’s Day is well spent; whether with your significant other, with your kids, or friends. Remember, LOVE YOURSELF, too! Any time spent on yourself is time well spent!!

Have a great weekend!

Aunt Debbie