Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week

It has been a nutty week in my neck of the woods! Of course, that’s what makes life interesting, don’t you think?

This first little funny is one from my own house…. In fact, it just missed being in my last post Shit My Dad Says, by one day! Here we go!

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Dad came in the house after being outside working. He said, “There’s a walkin’ stick outside on the front door. His name is Christopher.” I guess I looked at him funny, so he added, “Christopher Walken.”

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Ah, a peaceful night’s sleep!

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Mother Nature has a wicked sense of humor!

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So, that’s how it happened?!

 

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I think I’d petition for a street name change!

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I hope you enjoyed this week’s funnies! I hope your “First Day of Fall” weekend is full of lots of laughs. Laughter is good medicine! Thanks for reading my blog! I do appreciate every one of you!

Aunt Debbie

Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week

Friday sure sneaks up on me. I seem to be behind in everything these days. I have many of your blogs to catch up on because I haven’t had time to read them for about a week. I will get caught up, eventually. My laundry is backed up, the floor needs vacuuming, and the cat beds need washing. I’ll get things done when I’m finished crocheting!

On with this week’s funnies! I hope you get a chuckle!

 

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A retiree drove his brand new BMW to 100 mph, looking in his rearview mirror, he saw a police car behind him. He floored it to 140, then 150, … then 155, … Suddenly he thought, “I’m too old for this nonsense!”

So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.

The officer walked up to him, looked at his watch and said, “Sir, my shift ends in ten minutes. Today is Friday and I’m taking off for the weekend with my family. If you can give me a good reason that I’ve never heard before, why you were speeding… I’ll let you go.”

The Man looked very seriously at the policeman and replied: “Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back.”

The cop left saying, “Have a good day, Sir!”

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Well, there ya have it! That last one had me rollin’! Reminds me of my sisters and their dolls and how we’d squish the dolls’ faces and give them weird voices! The good ol’ days…when everything was simple and fun….not a care in the world.

Have a great weekend, y’all!

Aunt Debbie

 

 

Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week

Wow, seems to be later and later in the evening before I get to posting Friday’s Funnies! I try, I really do. But you know how it is; Life just gets in the way sometimes. I hope this week has been kind to you and I definitely hope this post of funnies will make you laugh! Be sure to let me know in the comments which ones are your favorites!

Enjoy!

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bubba with the two assholes

Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Darryl and Gary.

The three men had always done everything together!!!!!

Darryl arrived first and when the mortician pulled back the sheet Darryl said, “Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.”

The mortician rolled him over, and Darryl said, “Nope, ain’t Bubba.”

The mortician thought this was rather strange. Then he brought Gary in to identify the body.

Gary looked at the body and said, “Yup he’s pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.” The mortician rolled him over and Gary said, “No, it ain’t Bubba.”

The mortician asked, “How can you tell?”

Gary said, “Well, Bubba had two assholes.”

“What? He had two assholes?” asked the mortician.

Yup, I’ve never seen ‘em, but everyone knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, “Here comes Bubba with them two assholes!”

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Have a fantastic weekend everyone! I plan on doing absolutely nothing. Of course, plans to “do nothing” rarely work out that way, do they?

Aunt Debbie

Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week

Happy Friday! I hope this week has been good to you! My plate has been full all week and I’m trying to wind down now and get my funny on! Here’s a small collection of funnies for you to enjoy…at least, I hope you enjoy them!

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Well, there ya go! I hope you have a great Labor Day weekend! My plans? Ask the frog!

Aunt Debbie

Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week

I’ve been a bit preoccupied this week because I had my granddaughter for a few days. We had a blast and she pranked me so bad!! It was hilarious but she’s got “pay backs” coming when I see her next! Here’s the story, and then on with this week’s Friday’s Funnies!

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Just a couple of days ago Dad and I were talking about how we’ve not seen a scorpion here since we moved here in 1992. I’ve heard other people in this county (Ozark) say they’ve seen them. Well, today I walked into the bathroom, saw a scorpion near the toilet….and yelled to Dad, “DAD! Come quick! Hurry! Hurry! Bathroom! Quick!” I thought, now I have to worry about scorpions getting in the house. (As if spiders aren’t bad enough!) Just great! About that time Daphanie comes in laughing and Dad says, “She got YOU this time!” Gonna get even with this little prankster!! Lol. Remember last time she got Dad with the lizard? Lol. In our defense, the bathroom is pretty dark!

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Glad it’s not MY bra!! 

 

This little bitty kitty-kitty is pissed off at this vet!!

 

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I can’t think of any other reason, can you?

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Just a little music humor….

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Another prankster in the making, I bet….

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Just a joke, no such thing as the “Canadian Side”…. You wouldn’t believe the buttheads who had a fit over this.

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Sounds like a good deal to me…

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Must be that body being dragged through the woods…

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Just a little Realtor humor…

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So, there you go! I hope you enjoyed this week’s funnies! Have a fantastic weekend, my friends, and don’t forget to laugh!

Aunt Debbie