Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week

This week has been much better than the last, pain wise. Last week, my brain was so scrambled from intense pain that I totally forgot about Friday’s Funnies. When I finally remembered, it was Monday. Gasp!

I’ll start this week’s funnies by adding something to what I call Shit My Dad Says.

Two days ago, Dad went out to the mailbox for the mail. He came back in and says, “You’ve got something here from Jake.” I say, Jake? Jake who?” Dad says “Jake! Jake, from State Farm.” I laughed until I snorted. It was a letter from State Farm! 

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If you don’t know what Jake’s connection is to State Farm, then check out the original commercial below. Then please enjoy the rest of this week’s funnies!

 

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My 3rd Place favorite this week:

 

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The next two tie for 2nd Place!

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Are you ready for 1st Place??

 

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Big SNORT! That groundhog is my spirit animal! Which were your faves this week? I hope you got a few laughs, maybe even a couple snorts! You just can’t go through life with a snort now and then!

Have a wonderful weekend, my friends! Have a few laughs (and adult beverages) and for goodness sake, don’t forget to wash your hands!

Ta ta for now, my friends!

Aunt Debbie

Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week

I’ve been trying for the last hour to get this post published but this storm we’re having keeps knocking out my internet! So, not much commentary. Just right to the point! I hope you have a wonderful weekend! Enjoy this week’s funnies!

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Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week

Well, I’m still kicking! I still feel a bit icky but I’m getting better, slowly. Dad has a bit of a cough now and on his Day 4, he’s not as sick as I was on my Day 4. If we’re both still sick next week, Thanksgiving will be cancelled! I’m not going to make myself sicker! I’m fed up with being sick the way it is! On the bright side, I’ve lost 5 lbs. from eating nothing but soup and crackers!

I tried to save funnies throughout the week, even though I was sick. We need to laugh…it’s good for our health! Even when we’re sick! I just hope I chose some good ones – good ones that make YOU laugh! You be the judge! Enjoy!

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How’d I do? Did you laugh? Do you have a favorite? Do tell!

I hope you have a wonderful weekend and an even better Thanksgiving! Be safe, be kind and laugh a LOT!

Aunt Debbie

 

Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week

Friday’s Funnies seems to be the only thing I can push out these days! I’ve been suffering from writer’s block this past couple of weeks. I write something and then I end up deleting it for various reasons. I will eventually find the inspiration but for now, I’ll just sit back and chill.

I hope you will enjoy this week’s funnies! I found them quite amusing! I think my faves are: Sex Therapist, Show & Tell Vultures, Evolution, and Baby Photo Shoot. Which ones will you choose?

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joke on one note

A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist’s office. The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?” The man said, “Will you watch us have sex?” The doctor looked puzzled but agreed.

When the couple finished, the doctor said, “There’s nothing wrong with the way you have sex,” and charged them $50.00.

This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor and leave.

Finally, the doctor asked, “Just exactly what are you trying to find out?”

“We’re not trying to find out anything,” the husband replied. “She’s married and we can’t go to her house. I’m married and we can’t go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90.00. The Hilton charges $108.00. We do it here for $50.00…and I get $43.00 back from Medicare.


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Well, there ya have it! What do you think? Remember, I don’t post these to offend anyone. If you’re offended then pull the stick out.

I hope you have an enjoyable weekend! We are getting rain this weekend, which is fine by me but our local meteorologist says to “look for lower humidity and temps” so I am jumping for joy right now!

Peace, Love & Rock & Roll…

Aunt Debbie

Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week!

Oh boy. What a week. I thought it was humid as hell last week. Guess what? It was worse this week. The heat index was 107 to 110 degrees all week long, except for today. In the 70’s today, but still humid. There’s really no point in trying to dry off after a shower! Holy Crayoli! I’ve stayed indoors with the a/c on…all 3 of them at times…and the one day I went out was only because I HAD to! I regretted that, but I’ll save that for another post.

In the meantime, I’ll leave you with this week’s funnies! I hope you enjoy them!

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The carjacking squirrel. Port St. Lucie Police Department shared this photo of a critter who hopped onto a patrol car Monday morning. Squirrel fled the scene.

This is the carjacking squirrel of Port St. Lucie. The local Police Department shared this photo of the perp who hopped onto a patrol car Monday morning. Squirrel fled the scene.

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Well, there ya go peeps! I hope you got a few laughs from this batch! Which were your faves? My faves are the old couple, the KFC trip, mama’s toy, and the car-jacking squirrel.

I hope you have a wonderful weekend. Stay hydrated and make sure your furbabies have water and shelter from the heat. Also, LOOK BEFORE YOU LOCK! Parked cars become OVENS in the heat so be alert. Please don’t leave ANY living being in a parked car. That concludes this week’s PSA. Haha.

Aunt Debbie