Friday’s Funnies – Coronavirus Edition

There’s a lot of bullshit flowing on the web this week. I’m sick of hearing about COVID-19. The entire situation is extremely worrisome, but wouldn’t be so bad if the “stable genius” had addressed the problem with a) intelligence, b) facts, and c) clarity. He has no idea what the hell he is doing. But this isn’t a political post. I’ll save that for another time.

I finally got my meds straightened out and met my new FNP. She was very personable and spoke with knowledge without talking down to me. I asked her about the clinic’s process if someone thinks they might have the virus. Her answers were reassuring and I left feeling that it would be handled competently. I went to Walmart to pick up my meds and a few other things afterward.

Walmart was a madhouse. Families pushing 2 and 3 carts packed full of supplies were everywhere. I actually got a scooter and I realized on the way home why it was so easy to get one today, of all days. Well, a scooter basket doesn’t hold enough for the zombie apocalypse you know!!!! It’s really a good thing I didn’t need toilet paper because there was not one package left on the shelves! Paper towels and facial tissues were pretty slim pickins, too! They were low or completely out of so many things! Ugh.

Anyway, folks… Here’s this week’s dose of levity. Enjoy!

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My pick for 3rd place this week:

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My pick for 2nd place:

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And my pick for #1:

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Now, if some of those don’t make you laugh then there’s something wrong with you! Seriously, though. I had a hard time choosing my faves! The Quarantini and That 70’s Mom were pretty close in the running but I had to pick the ones that made me laugh the most! Which are your picks?

Tomorrow Dad and I are off to do some last-minute errands and to have some lunch. It will be our last day out for a while, I think. We shall lay low for a couple of weeks and let the zombies run amuck!

Have a great weekend, folks! Thanks for following my blog and remember, wash your hands!

Aunt Debbie

Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week

This week has been much better than the last, pain wise. Last week, my brain was so scrambled from intense pain that I totally forgot about Friday’s Funnies. When I finally remembered, it was Monday. Gasp!

I’ll start this week’s funnies by adding something to what I call Shit My Dad Says.

Two days ago, Dad went out to the mailbox for the mail. He came back in and says, “You’ve got something here from Jake.” I say, Jake? Jake who?” Dad says “Jake! Jake, from State Farm.” I laughed until I snorted. It was a letter from State Farm! 

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If you don’t know what Jake’s connection is to State Farm, then check out the original commercial below. Then please enjoy the rest of this week’s funnies!

 

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My 3rd Place favorite this week:

 

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The next two tie for 2nd Place!

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Are you ready for 1st Place??

 

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Big SNORT! That groundhog is my spirit animal! Which were your faves this week? I hope you got a few laughs, maybe even a couple snorts! You just can’t go through life with a snort now and then!

Have a wonderful weekend, my friends! Have a few laughs (and adult beverages) and for goodness sake, don’t forget to wash your hands!

Ta ta for now, my friends!

Aunt Debbie

Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week

Happy Friday, everyone! I can’t believe how quickly the weeks pass. We had some 50-degree weather this week, with sunshine, spiders and wasps! I hate the warmer weather specifically for those nasty 8-legged, creepy, scary things! Last night the temperature dropped to around 16 degrees and that made me happy because the spiders went back into their crevices…for the time being anyway. My pain level has been a bit on the extreme side today, from the cold I’m sure. I hope you are all doing great!

This week’s group of funnies is a bit short, I’m afraid. I didn’t see as many things online that tickled me. But that’s ok. I hope you enjoy these anyway!

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Well, what did you think? I hope something tickled your funny bone! I like “butthole” and “dingleberry” the best! Snort!!

Just a quick thanks to all of you who read my blog and leave comments. I appreciate all of you! Thank you ever so much! I hope your weekend is good to you!

Aunt Debbie

Friday’s Funnies – Valentine’s Day Edition

When I was with my ex, Valentine’s Day was like any other. He didn’t have a romantic bone in his body. Before I knew better than to waste my time, money, and energy, I prepared a nice candlelit dinner for the two of us. I thought it would be a nice gesture since I was broke. He ruined it by complaining about how he didn’t like to eat in the dark. No more candlelit dinners for him!

My best Valentine’s Day memories are with my kids! I always gave them a little something – candy, a special book, a card, or other little thing I might think of. Some years, I stretched Valentine’s Day out for 4 or 5 days by giving them each a zip lock bag each night with some candy and a little note, telling them something I loved about them. They made things in school for me, as well.

To me, Valentine’s Day is about showing your love and appreciation for someone or something. We should really be doing that every day of the year though, shouldn’t we? Here are some funnies to make you laugh on Valentine’s Day. Whether you’re involved in a relationship or single (by choice, like me) or even if “it’s complicated,” I’m sure your funny bone will get a kick out of at least some of these! Enjoy!

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I think the last one made me laugh the most! Oh, and the “Kiss My Nose” cartoon! Haha! Well, I hope you liked this week’s funnies! Which were your favorites?

I hope your Valentine’s Day is well spent; whether with your significant other, with your kids, or friends. Remember, LOVE YOURSELF, too! Any time spent on yourself is time well spent!!

Have a great weekend!

Aunt Debbie

Friday’s Funnies – Cats Are A**holes

Yes, they are. If you own cats or have owned them in the past, then you can relate. For the most part, my 4 furbabies are well-behaved. Except for Jack. He’s the asshole of the bunch. I sometimes call him JackASS. He’s perfectly fine to sleep all day, and then sleep beside me on the bed as I’m reading before bed…but as soon as the light goes out and I start to doze off, he decides it’s time for some shenanigans.

There must be a mouse in my closet because Jack was digging around in there (2 nights in a row now) but as I mentioned, he waits until I start to doze off and then he starts misbehaving! He gets tired of that and then he chases poor Honey Bear and that poor girl cowers in fear! He’s not trying to play. He’s being mean. I have to go after him with a fly swatter! He pulled that shit 3 times last night. I’m thinking it’s time for another vest. His old vest doesn’t fit him anymore. I used to put it on him when he behaved aggressively towards the others. That’s the only way I could train him. It took 3 years to get him integrated completely with the others! It worked, but now all of a sudden, he doesn’t like Honey Bear.

I’m shocked (and I bet you are, too) that I haven’t dedicated a Friday’s Funnies post to only cats, so here it is. The proof that cats can be assholes! I hope you enjoy!!

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You thought the dog was the one who ate your homework?

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On, off. On, off. On, off. Dis be pretty neat!

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The new way to say hello!

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Shenanigans commence!

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You gotta go, you gotta go! Besides, you poop in a porcelain bowl so why can’t I?

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Couldn’t decide which one to use!

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They want outside but then…

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Those blinds will never be the same…and neither will the new ones, and the new ones after that.

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Imprint of the ancient house cat.

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Screen doors get the same abuse as the blinds.

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I think cats purposely knock their toys under things because they enjoy watching us struggle trying to retrieve the dang things!

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That fish lucked out when the family cat thought he should knock it off the table!

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If your cat does this, then he’s trying to tell you that you watch too much tv.

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Oh, hai. What are you guys doing?

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As long as the cat is warm…

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I stole your lunch. Couldn’t find any meat.

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The cat’s new bed.

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Don’t dare me, Susan.

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Evidence.

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This guy doesn’t like that you’re leaving, so he’s going to wipe his ass on your windshield.

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Clean the box, Susan!

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What? It’s not a new bed? It’s nice and warm!

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Will these hatch if I sit here long enough?

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I wanna play, too!

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This half is not as warm as the other half.

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You come at me, I show you the teef and claws!

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Cat likes to do puzzles, too!

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I’ll unplug it, man. Don’t yell at me!

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How about a little tail?

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Missing elastic ponytail bands? Ask your cat where they are.

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Cats don’t like selfies!

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I want some nom nom, too! Dat smell good!

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There was an explosion. I swear, I didn’t do it!

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The Elusive Underwear Bandit strikes again!

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Take that, human! Put some pants on!

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Sorry, had a party last night.

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And that, my furry little friends, is why humans do this to you:

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So, there ya have it! An entire Friday’s Funnies post dedicated to the domestic cat, who were once worshipped by the ancient Egyptians. I don’t think they’ve advanced, do you?

I hope you have a great weekend! Stay warm, stay safe, and stay awesome!

Aunt Debbie