I’m a bit late getting this out today. It’s been a busy few days and next week will be NUTS! Details later! I wasn’t able to save as many funnies for this post but I hope you like the ones I did.
If you have something funny you’d like to share (could be a joke, a meme, a photo, or maybe a funny story) please send them my way using the contact link at the upper right of the page. I will post them with credit to you on Fridays!
Enjoy!
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I hope you all have a wonderful weekend! Keep laughing! It keeps people on their toes!
Time for Friday’s Funnies! I don’t know about you, but I can always use a little humor in my life. After this last couple of weeks, laughter feels good!
If there’s something you’d like to share (could be a joke, a meme, a photo, or maybe even a funny story) please feel free to send them my way using the contact link at the upper right of the page. I will post them with credit to you on Fridays!
Enjoy!
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Yikes! Hide your girls!
Unlike any other hummer I’ve ever seen!
The cat is not a snitch.
My granddaughter is gonna love this one!
Ouch.
Same offender as above?
The latest earworm…
Haha. The man.
Where do you plug it in?
I need to try this…but I’m not over 60. Will it still work?
Visualize this.
Another earworm…
This may be why women tend to live longer than men.
I spit my coffee. This is always a joke in my family.
Yes.
Only 19?
Another joke for my granddaughter!
I hope you have a great weekend and don’t forget to laugh! Oh, and be sure to wish your Mom a Happy Mother’s Day. Flowers or chocolate would be nice, too.
Well, here it is, time for Friday’s Funnies again! I really didn’t think I’d have time this week due to taking care of a sick “Kitty” but here I am. She is sleeping at the moment and doing well.
If there’s something you’d like to share (could be a joke, a meme, a photo, or maybe even a funny story) please feel free to send them my way using the contact link at the upper right of the page. I will post them with credit to you on Fridays!
Enjoy!!
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Have a great weekend, my friends! Remember, try to find humor in everything or you’ll go stark-raving mad!
Time for this week’s funnies! I do enjoy collecting these for you each week. I hope you enjoy them too! If you have something you’d like share (could be a joke, a meme, a funny video, or even a funny story) please send them my way using the contact link at the upper right of the page. I will post them with credit to you on Fridays, along with a link to your blog or a specific post on your blog. Just be sure to send that info and it will be included!
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A funny/odd story, while I was shopping yesterday:
Yesterday, I was at Walmart, minding my own business and things went pretty smoothly until I got in the check-out line. There was an older lady in front of me and I didn’t give her much thought until I noticed she kept looking back at me. She kept turning and looking back at me as she waited her turn in line. At one point she reached out like she wanted to grab my cart but changed her mind. She kept turning and looking at me. When it was her turn, she looked at me again and reached for my cart. She changed her mind again. Then she did it again. Finally, when she was done checking out, she reached back and actually grabbed my cart and tugged on it. I tugged back. She let go but grabbed it again…and tugged harder. I tugged back, “What are you doing?!” I asked with a chuckle. She let go and left the store. WTF?
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If you haven’t ‘met’ Gramma and Ginga yet, you really must! These two old gals are a kick in the pants! see for yourself:
Ok, so this list is not complete….but after the day I had, it just felt like the right thing to do! Ha! Here are 20 ways to NOT be an asshole!
Drive on your own side of the road! Watch what you’re doing before you end up killing someone!
Put your phone away when you’re driving. Idiot.
If you’re going to critique someone’s writing, then make sure you use proper capitalization, punctuation, and grammar while doing it. Yeah, YOU.
Be respectful and use the good manners your mother (hopefully) taught you when dealing with others.
If you or your child receives a gift from someone, the very least you can do is ACKNOWLEDGE the gift giver’s attempt.
Be nice to animals. Just because you think God put them here for humans to use, doesn’t mean that God wanted you to be an asshole and torture them.
Don’t try to beat an older person to the door and then NOT hold the door open for them! Your grandmother would be ashamed of you!
Try putting yourself in someone else’s shoes for a change. Empathy, it’s a real thing.
Stop trying to convince others that they’re wrong and you’re right. You aren’t going to convince them because they have their own reasons for thinking and feeling the way they do. Just STFU.
Don’t lie and make up stories to make yourself look good. It’s really pathetic.
Shut up and listen to others. What you have to say is important but if you shut up long enough you’ll find that what others have to say is equally important.
Don’t be lazy. Do what needs to be done, when it needs to be done.
Wash your own dishes. Don’t expect your girlfriend/mom/sister to do them because you think it’s “women’s work.” With that attitude, I guarantee someday that dirty cast iron skillet is going to leave a mark on your skull.
Replace the toilet paper roll when needed. It’s not that hard. Not even for a 2-year-old.
Don’t eat or drink the last of something and then put the empty package back. Don’t just leave ONE freakin’ cookie in the package either, you douche.
Don’t hold up the 10 items or less lane in the grocery store when you clearly have 35 items in your cart!
Stop thinking you’re so damn perfect because you’re NOT!
Don’t talk with your mouth open, you animal. Your Gramma would smack you.
Stop thinking you have the right to tell adults in your life what they can and can’t do. They’re adults. They make their own decisions.
Don’t wait until a chore is nearly finished by someone else before you ask if they need help.
I could go on forever and I may continue at a later date. What would you add to the list?
