Wacky Wednesday

I’m starting something new called Wacky Wednesday and I can’t promise it will be a) funny or b) consistent but I’m going to give it a shot! I was playing with Granddaughter’s toys last week and took some silly pictures. I posted them on last week’s Friday’s Funnies. THAT was what gave me the idea! This week, more silly fun with toys!

The Fight of the Century!

Who will win this fight_

 

In this corner_

 

And in this corner_

 

And PlasticMan is down!

 

PlasticMan tries to get back up but SpongeBob takes him down again!

 

One more quick chop to seal the deal!

 

You really didn't think SpongeBob would lose, did you_

Dedicated to my sister, Carol because she loves SpongeBob and I love her!

Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week

Time for this week’s Friday’s Funnies. I always seem to fall behind on Friday’s and get these posted late in the day. I guess you can’t win ’em all! I hope you enjoy them!

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This little girl’s got the sass!

 

Belly laughs and doggie wiggles….

 

And from the warped mind of Aunt Debbie when she’s bored and grand daughter’s toy is sitting on the cat tower!

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I wouldn’t even have enough pills in that bottle for the entire week!

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In honor of the 4th of July:

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Wickedness is fun.

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More like I am lumpy potatoes and life is a potato masher….

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Roger Miller would get a kick out of this!

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Oh, but yum. Tacos.

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That is sneaky!

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Carousels are a dangerous place to be when you’re drunk!

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Some more sass…..

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Is that how it started?

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Intended for mature audiences:

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And there ya have it… That last one had me laughing way too hard!! What the heck?! Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this week’s funnies. Have a great weekend, everyone!

Good Laughs & A Tough Decision

 

I have 2 kitties with allergies. This I discovered after two $100+ vet bills where antibiotics did not do the trick. Ugh. Figures, right? I found a homeopathic medication for felines with allergies and it cleared Alice up after just a few days. Jack, started getting the “snotsies” as we have come to call it, and so I started giving it to him as well. He’s still snottin’ a little but he’s much better than he was. The others have not had any problems, thankfully.

On the subject of kitties, I have come to the painful decision of having my 15-year-old nearly blind cat euthanized. I don’t want to do this but she has started showing signs of Kidney disease and after having watched 2 other furbabies suffer from the same thing, I have decided not to prolong it. She must be miserable; as I’m sure my other 2 were. She has been having troubles with her bladder for quite some time and quite frankly, I can’t go on forever putting puppy pads around the litter boxes and in various “favorite spots” all over the house. Poor Smokie has had a rough life. I’m not too sure when I’ll make the call, but probably in July sometime.

On a brighter note, my two 9-year-old grandkids had lunch with us on Thursday. They haven’t seen each other for a very long time! Heck, I haven’t seen them in around 6 months! We had a great lunch and it was fun catching up! We wanted DM to have lunch with us again today, but he had other plans and couldn’t make it. Maybe next time! DM has a cell phone now so we traded numbers and we have connected in a new way! I am sending him puns and jokes and he has tried to trip me up with riddles! The granddaughter stayed until today after lunch and a little shopping.

Granddaughter is quite the prankster, as I mentioned in the latest Friday’s Funnies. She really pulled a good one on her (gr)Grampa, which was supposed to be on both of us but I was too slow getting in there. Dad really thought that lizard was real! That lizard made his way to the kitchen, with the prankster’s help but I saw it and knew it was her toy again. We did get a really big laugh when poor Jack was sitting there minding his own business and I moved that lizard up behind him. When Jack turned and saw it he jumped 5 feet backward and at least a foot off the ground! The prankster and I laughed our butts off! Poor Jack! I’m sure he called us a few dirty names.

The prankster has been very helpful. I wish she could come live with us. She made many of my chores much easier by helping. I despise being disabled and not being able to do things like I used to. She’s so helpful and looks after us quite nicely. In fact, after I paid the bill at the restaurant with my debit card, the prankster made sure I had my receipt and my card back in my wallet before we left. Yep. Growing up.

Why, oh why must they grow up so quickly? I thought I was “getting old” when my own kids were growing up. Now the grandkids are making me ancient. Lol.

Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week

Time for Friday’s Funnies once again! I hope you’ve had a great week! I’ve had the pleasure of spending some time with my two 9-year-old grandkids! That brings me to the first funny – direct from the homefront! Enjoy!

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Dad found this little guy in the bathroom! Turned out to be a toy that the granddaughter put in there. She got a good laugh when Dad called us in to see what he found. He said, “You’re not going to believe this!” He really thought he had something! Granddaughter is a master prankster!!

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Image Copyright Being Aunt Debbie

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It’s a shitty job, but someone has to do it….

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Better believe it….

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Ever wonder what cats think about when they’re watching us?

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Looks like my cat Jack, but he would probably run like the devil if he came face to face with this guy!

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Riiight???

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The worst car wash in history….

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Yep!

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Bringing classy back….

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Oh, those bird people are truly weird!

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I literally lol’d at this one!

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Wouldn’t surprise me…..

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Gonna need more cat food!

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I sang this as I read it….

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Oh my….

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I understand.

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Poor Superman….

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Better believe it!

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Well, there you have it! I hope you got a few chuckles. I sure did. Makes life easier when you can laugh out loud and not be judged, so get your laugh on!! Have a great weekend!

Aunt Debbie

The Leg Shaving Incident

In my younger days (way younger), I went backpacking with my Dad. We went to lakes in the mountains that were harder to get to; lakes where you wouldn’t find the average camping folks. We had to hike several miles to get to these lakes. It was glorious to be in the mountains, alongside a beautiful lake with trout jumping, birds singing…with no phones, no radios, no cars, no tv…and sometimes no people.

Normally, we wore long pants and long sleeves while hiking even if it was hot because it helped keep the mosquitoes off and kept us from getting sunburned. I didn’t mind wearing shorts around the campsite sometimes but that’s back when I was a teenager and had a decent figure!

Being a teenager (just 15 years old this particular trip) if I was going to wear shorts at any time at all, I was not going to be caught dead with unshaved armpits or legs! Every 2 days, it had to be done, regardless of the weather! So, one afternoon, I gathered up my shaving tools, my towel, soap, and shampoo and headed to a nice secluded place by the lake to take a bath.

There was a bit of a breeze this particular afternoon, and I thought nothing of it. First, I washed my hair. I brought along a large plastic bowl so I could scoop water and not pollute the lake with soap or shampoo when I rinsed. I managed to get my hair washed with no problem. Next, I washed the rest of me and was ready to shave my legs. It was starting to get a bit chilly with that breeze. Still, not thinking about the breeze or the goosebumps forming on my legs, I started to lather up so I could shave.

When I was finished shaving, to my shock and horror, I discovered I had shaved the teeny tiny tips of my goosebumps right off! I didn’t feel any pain at all until I rinsed my legs. I was mortified! My legs were bleeding and I looked like a million mosquitoes trapped me in the tent and had a feast on me! The stinging sensation had me yelling and frantically rinsing, trying to cool off the pain. How could I be so dumb? What did I think was going to happen when I raked that damn razor over those goosebumps?

Obviously, I wasn’t thinking.