Friday’s Funnies – Christmas Edition #2 (Sorry, Not Sorry!)

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I can’t believe there’s just one more Friday after today before Christmas! Time has flown by but still, I will be much happier when the holidays are over! I’m fed up with the commercialism and bull squirt. I just happened to say, “Merry Christmas” to someone I know the other day. She reminded me in a snotty tone that we are to say “Happy Holidays” now to include everyone. I reminded her that I have a mind of my own and will say whatever the hell I want to and if someone doesn’t like it then that’s just too bad! If someone is offended by the words “Merry Christmas” then that’s their problem, not mine. If someone said, “Happy Hannukkah” or “Happy Kwanzaa” to me, I would take it as that person wishing me well and I would thank them. No harm, no foul. People suck the goodness and fun out of the holidays, and I’m done with it.

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I’ve not been online much so I hadn’t collected many funnies for today. I had to dig deep to find some good ones. I hope these make you chuckle, even if you’re sick of the holidays like me.

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These clips (and one trailer) are from 3 of our favorite Christmas movies. Mild language in the first clip. The third one might be considered highly inappropriate by some, so BEWARE LANGUAGE!! Don’t say I didn’t warn you!

 

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For those who love that little stinker, Elf on a Shelf:

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And for those who would like to flush him down the toilet or burn him at the stake:

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Enough of that little pain in the ass! Here are a few more funnies for your holiday enjoyment, hahaha!

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From my house to yours, from Brian & Stewie, The Simpsons, and Mr. Hankey:

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Have a very, very Merry Christmas and don’t forget:

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Friday’s Funnies – Christmas Edition #1

I nearly forgot about Friday’s Funnies! Shame on me! I’ve got so many things going on right now – mostly in my head – but I’ll save that for another post. I hope you enjoy these funnies!

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Aaaaand this last one is for The Huntress…lol.

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Next week, provided I don’t forget, I’ll share more Christmas funnies! I hope you liked this edition! Have a super weekend but don’t be in a rush. So many things can go wrong when we’re in a rush and during the holidays it’s just double-trouble! So, drive carefully, eat slowly and love with your whole heart. Enjoy the season…

Aunt Debbie

Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week

Well, I’m still kicking! I still feel a bit icky but I’m getting better, slowly. Dad has a bit of a cough now and on his Day 4, he’s not as sick as I was on my Day 4. If we’re both still sick next week, Thanksgiving will be cancelled! I’m not going to make myself sicker! I’m fed up with being sick the way it is! On the bright side, I’ve lost 5 lbs. from eating nothing but soup and crackers!

I tried to save funnies throughout the week, even though I was sick. We need to laugh…it’s good for our health! Even when we’re sick! I just hope I chose some good ones – good ones that make YOU laugh! You be the judge! Enjoy!

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How’d I do? Did you laugh? Do you have a favorite? Do tell!

I hope you have a wonderful weekend and an even better Thanksgiving! Be safe, be kind and laugh a LOT!

Aunt Debbie

 

Am I Dead Yet?

That’s only funny because I used to work in a Nursing Home as a Med Tech and one of the elderly residents used to ask, “Am I dead yet?” And then she would laugh hysterically. The next second she’d box your ears. Literally. I digress.

I feel like I’m half dead. Not really. Where am I going with this? Pfftt… Don’t ask me. I’ve been sick for the past week and my head is in a fog. I don’t know if I’m coming or going, as they say. I am feeling a little better today, Day 5 of this blasted cold or flu or whatever the hell it is. The first 4 days were miserable. I’m coughing my brains out as if I can spare any of that. I’ve been neglecting my Facebook pages and the only reason you’ve seen blog posts from me over the last 4 days is that I wrote them ahead of time!

I’m going to be resting a few more days and then hopefully be back to my old self. Actually, I’d rather be “a new self” but that apparently is not in the cards. I guess I’ll have to settle for the old creaky me that can barely walk and chew gum at the same time. Haha!

I just wanted to toss a reminder out there to you wonderful bloggers and readers, that our Facebook group Weigh To Be Healthy, is eagerly waiting for your request to join! You don’t have to be on a weight loss journey to join this private group. If you’re just looking to make lifestyle changes and become a little healthier in 2020, then you’re welcome to join! You will be required only to answer a few simple questions to be approved. (This is only to weed out spammers and bots!) Our group is for support and camaraderie, sharing of information and a few (ok, LOTS) of laughs along the way. So, please come join us!

I will return when I’m feeling a little less like a zombie and a little more like a human being! Thanks for following my blog, my friends!

A New Washing Machine

We’re having a new washing machine delivered tomorrow. Our old one is just a little over 2 years old. It’s a Whirlpool and I hope to never own another! It wasn’t ‘top of the line’ but it wasn’t junk either! You’d think it would last longer than 2 years! Our extended warranty had expired by just 2 months! Coinky-dink? Doubt it. I think they purposely make appliances to last about 2 or 3 years or so to get you to spend more money! It’s my fault we got that particular washing machine. I HAD to have the machine that matched my dryer. The dryer was relatively new at the time, so why not get the match? Right? Ugh.

This time we got a 3-year extended warranty and a GE. Again, not ‘top of the line’ because seriously, why the hell should we buy ‘top of the line’ when they won’t last much longer than the others? In my opinion, the more gadgets or the more advanced any appliance is, the more apt it is to have problems, so I tend to gravitate toward simpler appliances. It’s a nice washing machine, with a larger, stainless steel drum and different options for water level, load size, and it even has a special soak cycle for heavily soiled items. It can’t get here soon enough because I have laundry backed up and in the way!

I was reminded while reading an old journal entry of mine, that the machine we had prior to the Whirlpool was replaced just a few months before my youngest sister came to visit. There’s history of my sister being a jynx – so when that washer went haywire it wasn’t really a surprise because we knew she was coming! This time, she said, “I swear I’m not planning a surprise visit!” It’s a good thing because the things that have gone wrong in the past would astound you! That’s a post for another day!