I can’t believe there’s just one more Friday after today before Christmas! Time has flown by but still, I will be much happier when the holidays are over! I’m fed up with the commercialism and bull squirt. I just happened to say, “Merry Christmas” to someone I know the other day. She reminded me in a snotty tone that we are to say “Happy Holidays” now to include everyone. I reminded her that I have a mind of my own and will say whatever the hell I want to and if someone doesn’t like it then that’s just too bad! If someone is offended by the words “Merry Christmas” then that’s their problem, not mine. If someone said, “Happy Hannukkah” or “Happy Kwanzaa” to me, I would take it as that person wishing me well and I would thank them. No harm, no foul. People suck the goodness and fun out of the holidays, and I’m done with it.
I’ve not been online much so I hadn’t collected many funnies for today. I had to dig deep to find some good ones. I hope these make you chuckle, even if you’re sick of the holidays like me.
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These clips (and one trailer) are from 3 of our favorite Christmas movies. Mild language in the first clip. The third one might be considered highly inappropriate by some, so BEWARE LANGUAGE!! Don’t say I didn’t warn you!
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For those who love that little stinker, Elf on a Shelf:
And for those who would like to flush him down the toilet or burn him at the stake:
Enough of that little pain in the ass! Here are a few more funnies for your holiday enjoyment, hahaha!
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From my house to yours, from Brian & Stewie, The Simpsons, and Mr. Hankey:
Have a very, very Merry Christmas and don’t forget:
Being Aunt Debbie 
Great job, Deb! They are all hilarious!
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Thanks, Robin! Merry Christmas!
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And to you, my Friend!
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Thank you! ❤
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Oh man these are all good! I hate the Elf on The Shelf! I was hoping to get a picture of the life size Elf on a Shelf one of my neighbors puts up every freaking year. But I haven’t seen it put out, thank God but last year I forgot to get a picture of it. And this year maybe she got more complaints than compliments, lol. That thing is creepy as hell, let alone a life size version, yuck. 🤮
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I’m not sure if I like the elf or hate him, but I’d say a life size elf would be a bit creepy!
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You’ve outdone yourself! These are great. The elf on a shelf…oh my! I can’t believe that person told you that you can’t say “Merry Christmas!” I’m not a religious person and neither is my husband. Even though he’s Jewish, he always said Merry Christmas to his customers on his mail route and he loved it when they said it to him. I guess we are “Happy Holiday” people by virtue of our beliefs but a good Merry Christmas is nice to hear from someone who has those beliefs.
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I always think it’s nice for someone to say Merry Christmas or anything else holiday related. No matter what they’re wishing you well. I won’t be offended.
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Exactly!
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