Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week

Long time, no post. I know. It’s been a rough…year…month…week. Take your pick. Details in another post. For today, I just want to smile and laugh a little. Maybe you do, too. 

This week’s collection is all about that pain in the ass, Elf on a Shelf. He’s a nasty little elf and always up to no good! If you’re easily offended then you’d better skip this post! Otherwise, enjoy!

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So, there’s the entire batch! Some have been circulating for a long while and some are newer. Which one was your favorite? Personally, I like the last one! I’d give the kitty a treat for getting rid of that little bugger! 

I’m glad my kids are grown because I don’t think I’d want to deal with this elf on a shelf garbage! I don’t know, maybe it would have been fun back in the day. Do you do this with your kids? Grandkids? 

I hope you’re all doing well. Have a super weekend, everyone! Get your holiday shopping done before it gets too crazy! Be safe, not sorry.

Until next time, 

Aunt Debbie

 

Friday’s Funnies – Christmas Edition #2 (Sorry, Not Sorry!)

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I can’t believe there’s just one more Friday after today before Christmas! Time has flown by but still, I will be much happier when the holidays are over! I’m fed up with the commercialism and bull squirt. I just happened to say, “Merry Christmas” to someone I know the other day. She reminded me in a snotty tone that we are to say “Happy Holidays” now to include everyone. I reminded her that I have a mind of my own and will say whatever the hell I want to and if someone doesn’t like it then that’s just too bad! If someone is offended by the words “Merry Christmas” then that’s their problem, not mine. If someone said, “Happy Hannukkah” or “Happy Kwanzaa” to me, I would take it as that person wishing me well and I would thank them. No harm, no foul. People suck the goodness and fun out of the holidays, and I’m done with it.

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I’ve not been online much so I hadn’t collected many funnies for today. I had to dig deep to find some good ones. I hope these make you chuckle, even if you’re sick of the holidays like me.

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These clips (and one trailer) are from 3 of our favorite Christmas movies. Mild language in the first clip. The third one might be considered highly inappropriate by some, so BEWARE LANGUAGE!! Don’t say I didn’t warn you!

 

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For those who love that little stinker, Elf on a Shelf:

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And for those who would like to flush him down the toilet or burn him at the stake:

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Enough of that little pain in the ass! Here are a few more funnies for your holiday enjoyment, hahaha!

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From my house to yours, from Brian & Stewie, The Simpsons, and Mr. Hankey:

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Have a very, very Merry Christmas and don’t forget:

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Friday’s Funnies – Christmas Edition #2

Happy Friday! I’ve wanted to share these days ago but I’ve been busier than a cat covering you-know-what. This week’s funnies are dedicated to that blasted little “Elf on a Shelf.” You either love him or you hate him. I’m glad the craze didn’t start until after my kids were grown. Not that I hate the little bugger, but he seems to be an annoying and naughty little elf. Decide for yourself:

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Ornery elf.

 

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In my house, he’d be cleaning up that mess or he’d go in the garbage disposal!

 

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Poor Frosty!

 

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Now we know what really happened to Cheryl’s she-shed.

 

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Now we know where those “chocolate kisses” come from!

 

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Why does he have it in for poor Frosty?

 

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Shouldn’t that be on a cookie?

 

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No wonder he does such naughty things!

 

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The little perv!

 

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The continued exploitation of Barbie and her friends.

 

Some are taking matters into their own hands and have the right idea!

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Good doggy!

 

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Flush him!

 

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Burn him!

 

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Cook him!

 

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The way enemies should be treated!

 

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Hell, this would freak ME out!

 

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So, have you decided? Love him or hate him, these are pretty funny! If any of these offend you then sorry….not sorry. Pull the stick out, maybe it’ll be easier to laugh!

I hope you all are having a wonderful holiday season! I have tons of goodies to bake so I have to start as early as Monday. I never know if my pain will let me do what I want, so starting early just in case I need downtime in between is the best way to go. What are your plans next week?