Happy Friday, Folks! So, what’s going on in your neck of the woods? I hope this week has been good to you. Have you taken the time to laugh? I think it’s helpful to unwind with some humor so, without further ado, let’s unwind with Friday’s Funnies!
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I’d have to say #4!
No, 2020 would have to be worse than the prep!
I wish they’d come for me!
Something my son would have done if given the opportunity!
It’s just a flesh wound!
I know people who would do this if they could!
Yeah, whipping cream sounds much better than horse manure!
Who the hell wants to grow up?
Wow. I wonder wtf happened in 1620?
I hate this word, but knowing what it meant in 1544 makes me feel better about using it.
Who knew?
Did you know?!
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I’m having a hard time deciding which one is my fave! There are 4 that had me rolling… The “WTF Tombstone,” “Growing Up,” “Cunt,” and “Hamburger” were pretty dang funny to me. What do you think? Which ones made you laugh the most? Let me know and if you run across any funny memes you’d like to share be sure and send them my way!
Have a super weekend, everyone! Don’t forget to live a little and laugh a lot!
I was going through some old photos I took when my granddaughter was little. I stumbled across these; my favorites in a sequence. They are a bit out of focus but you can still see the humor behind them. Starting top/middle/bottom, moving left to right: These photos show little Daph squeezing between the chair and side table, getting stuck, waiting patiently or thinking how she would get out, and then finally the look as if to plea with Grandma to help her out of this predicament and stop taking photos!
Here we are. Friday again. Didn’t we just have one of those? I hope everyone has had a good week. Mine has been ok, aside from wondering what the heck day it is every single day.
I’m having a hard time with this blasted editor. I hate when they change things that I’m used to into something that seems to be more trouble than it’s worth. I really don’t like this one bit.
I have decided to share fewer funnies from now on. At least until I have mastered this stupid editor. I hope you enjoy this week’s set! Let me know what you think!
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So, what do you think? Which was your favorite? I’m pretty sure the “city people in the country” and the last one with the funky dolls are my faves! I think I may have shared that last one before but it cracks me up every time I see it! Just the look on their faces!! And the pig nose in the other one! Oink, oink, oink!!
Well, that’s it for this week, folks! I hope you have enjoyed this post! I will be back (hopefully) with more posts next week. I’m trying to get myself back on track with writing. I know I’m not the best writer but I can’t improve if I don’t practice, right?
If y’all would like to follow me on Facebook, that would be great! I am trying my best to get back on track there, too! Links below:
Being Aunt Debbie – an extension of my blog where I share quotes, stories of kindness, funny memes, etc.
Jack’s Pack – a page showcasing my furkids, plus funny cat memes, information, and other feline-related materials.
Have a great weekend! See you on Monday! (I’m still taking the weekends off!)
There’s a lot of bullshit flowing on the web this week. I’m sick of hearing about COVID-19. The entire situation is extremely worrisome, but wouldn’t be so bad if the “stable genius” had addressed the problem with a) intelligence, b) facts, and c) clarity. He has no idea what the hell he is doing. But this isn’t a political post. I’ll save that for another time.
I finally got my meds straightened out and met my new FNP. She was very personable and spoke with knowledge without talking down to me. I asked her about the clinic’s process if someone thinks they might have the virus. Her answers were reassuring and I left feeling that it would be handled competently. I went to Walmart to pick up my meds and a few other things afterward.
Walmart was a madhouse. Families pushing 2 and 3 carts packed full of supplies were everywhere. I actually got a scooter and I realized on the way home why it was so easy to get one today, of all days. Well, a scooter basket doesn’t hold enough for the zombie apocalypse you know!!!! It’s really a good thing I didn’t need toilet paper because there was not one package left on the shelves! Paper towels and facial tissues were pretty slim pickins, too! They were low or completely out of so many things! Ugh.
Anyway, folks… Here’s this week’s dose of levity. Enjoy!
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My pick for 3rd place this week:
My pick for 2nd place:
And my pick for #1:
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Now, if some of those don’t make you laugh then there’s something wrong with you! Seriously, though. I had a hard time choosing my faves! The Quarantini and That 70’s Mom were pretty close in the running but I had to pick the ones that made me laugh the most! Which are your picks?
Tomorrow Dad and I are off to do some last-minute errands and to have some lunch. It will be our last day out for a while, I think. We shall lay low for a couple of weeks and let the zombies run amuck!
Have a great weekend, folks! Thanks for following my blog and remember, wash your hands!
Yes, they are. If you own cats or have owned them in the past, then you can relate. For the most part, my 4 furbabies are well-behaved. Except for Jack. He’s the asshole of the bunch. I sometimes call him JackASS. He’s perfectly fine to sleep all day, and then sleep beside me on the bed as I’m reading before bed…but as soon as the light goes out and I start to doze off, he decides it’s time for some shenanigans.
There must be a mouse in my closet because Jack was digging around in there (2 nights in a row now) but as I mentioned, he waits until I start to doze off and then he starts misbehaving! He gets tired of that and then he chases poor Honey Bear and that poor girl cowers in fear! He’s not trying to play. He’s being mean. I have to go after him with a fly swatter! He pulled that shit 3 times last night. I’m thinking it’s time for another vest. His old vest doesn’t fit him anymore. I used to put it on him when he behaved aggressively towards the others. That’s the only way I could train him. It took 3 years to get him integrated completely with the others! It worked, but now all of a sudden, he doesn’t like Honey Bear.
I’m shocked (and I bet you are, too) that I haven’t dedicated a Friday’s Funnies post to only cats, so here it is. The proof that cats can be assholes! I hope you enjoy!!
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You thought the dog was the one who ate your homework?
On, off. On, off. On, off. Dis be pretty neat!
The new way to say hello!
Shenanigans commence!
You gotta go, you gotta go! Besides, you poop in a porcelain bowl so why can’t I?
Couldn’t decide which one to use!
They want outside but then…
Those blinds will never be the same…and neither will the new ones, and the new ones after that.
Imprint of the ancient house cat.
Screen doors get the same abuse as the blinds.
I think cats purposely knock their toys under things because they enjoy watching us struggle trying to retrieve the dang things!
That fish lucked out when the family cat thought he should knock it off the table!
If your cat does this, then he’s trying to tell you that you watch too much tv.
Oh, hai. What are you guys doing?
As long as the cat is warm…
I stole your lunch. Couldn’t find any meat.
The cat’s new bed.
Don’t dare me, Susan.
Evidence.
This guy doesn’t like that you’re leaving, so he’s going to wipe his ass on your windshield.
Clean the box, Susan!
What? It’s not a new bed? It’s nice and warm!
Will these hatch if I sit here long enough?
I wanna play, too!
This half is not as warm as the other half.
You come at me, I show you the teef and claws!
Cat likes to do puzzles, too!
I’ll unplug it, man. Don’t yell at me!
How about a little tail?
Missing elastic ponytail bands? Ask your cat where they are.
Cats don’t like selfies!
I want some nom nom, too! Dat smell good!
There was an explosion. I swear, I didn’t do it!
The Elusive Underwear Bandit strikes again!
Take that, human! Put some pants on!
Sorry, had a party last night.
And that, my furry little friends, is why humans do this to you:
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So, there ya have it! An entire Friday’s Funnies post dedicated to the domestic cat, who were once worshipped by the ancient Egyptians. I don’t think they’ve advanced, do you?
I hope you have a great weekend! Stay warm, stay safe, and stay awesome!
Being Aunt Debbie 