Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week

It’s Friday!! Time for Friday’s Funnies! I hope y’all get a chuckle from these! The last one isn’t exactly rated G, so watch little eyes that can read!

If you have something funny you’d like to share (could be a joke, a meme, a photo, or maybe a funny story) please send them my way using the contact link at the upper right of the page. I will post them with credit to you on Fridays!

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Yep. We all have that one friend….

 

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Funny, but not funny…

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Truth! We all know it!

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Hmm…wish I could say this is my problem.

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Think about how the poor ghosts must feel!!

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Yikes!

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Money is usually wasted on cat beds.

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I would do this if I had a neighbor close enough….

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Funny, not funny…. Poor guy!

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I have the same problem….

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Always be sure to buy the right broom if you’re planning a trip.

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Mother Nature needs a swift kick…

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Hide your shamrocks….

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Coffee spitting worthiness: 

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Love Betty White; not sure if she really said this but it’s a great quote! Watch the little eyes that can read!

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20 Ways To NOT Be An Asshole

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Ok, so this list is not complete….but after the day I had, it just felt like the right thing to do! Ha! Here are 20 ways to NOT be an asshole!

  1. Drive on your own side of the road! Watch what you’re doing before you end up killing someone!
  2. Put your phone away when you’re driving. Idiot.
  3. If you’re going to critique someone’s writing, then make sure you use proper capitalization, punctuation, and grammar while doing it. Yeah, YOU.
  4. Be respectful and use the good manners your mother (hopefully) taught you when dealing with others.
  5. If you or your child receives a gift from someone, the very least you can do is ACKNOWLEDGE the gift giver’s attempt.
  6. Be nice to animals. Just because you think God put them here for humans to use, doesn’t mean that God wanted you to be an asshole and torture them.
  7. Don’t try to beat an older person to the door and then NOT hold the door open for them! Your grandmother would be ashamed of you!
  8. Try putting yourself in someone else’s shoes for a change. Empathy, it’s a real thing.
  9. Stop trying to convince others that they’re wrong and you’re right. You aren’t going to convince them because they have their own reasons for thinking and feeling the way they do. Just STFU.
  10. Don’t lie and make up stories to make yourself look good. It’s really pathetic.
  11. Shut up and listen to others. What you have to say is important but if you shut up long enough you’ll find that what others have to say is equally important.
  12. Don’t be lazy. Do what needs to be done, when it needs to be done.
  13. Wash your own dishes. Don’t expect your girlfriend/mom/sister to do them because you think it’s “women’s work.” With that attitude, I guarantee someday that dirty cast iron skillet is going to leave a mark on your skull.
  14. Replace the toilet paper roll when needed. It’s not that hard. Not even for a 2-year-old.
  15. Don’t eat or drink the last of something and then put the empty package back. Don’t just leave ONE freakin’ cookie in the package either, you douche.
  16. Don’t hold up the 10 items or less lane in the grocery store when you clearly have 35 items in your cart!
  17. Stop thinking you’re so damn perfect because you’re NOT!
  18. Don’t talk with your mouth open, you animal. Your Gramma would smack you.
  19. Stop thinking you have the right to tell adults in your life what they can and can’t do. They’re adults. They make their own decisions.
  20. Don’t wait until a chore is nearly finished by someone else before you ask if they need help.

 

I could go on forever and I may continue at a later date. What would you add to the list?

Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week

I laugh out loud while I’m all alone quite often. It’s normally because I’ve seen something hilarious on Facebook. I have funny friends! They share things that tickle my funny bone. My granddaughter (when she was 3) would hear me laugh and ask me, “What you so funny at?” I always feel the need to pass on the “funny” because who doesn’t like to laugh? If you have something funny you’d like to share (could be a joke, a meme, a photo, or maybe a funny story) please send them my way using the contact link at the upper right of the page. I will post them on Fridays!

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Here’s something from the home front….

Just yesterday: I came home from getting my hair cut and Dad greets me at the door. “Well, hello Poo Poo head,” he says. I respond with, ” Hello, Poo Poo Daddy.” Dad says, “That sounds like a good rapper name.” So, that’s his new nickname….for awhile anyway.

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I bust a gut every single time I see this!!

 

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This one is quite familiar, as the “pulling of the finger” was common in my family!

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Well, that’s all for this Friday’s Funnies! I hope you all have a great weekend!

Ickie: A Random Memory

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My son was born in 1990. He was long and skinny at birth, so my Dad stuck the nickname of Ichabod (as in Ichabod Crane) on him, which was later changed to the shorter version of “Ickie.” It was cute when he was a little guy, but when he started school we stopped calling him that. My daughter was asked to stop calling him that as well, and I explained why it would be better to call him by his real name, especially at school. She understood and was very good about it, believe it or not. No one ever knew what his nickname was until he was grown.

School was about to start and I was excited to have quiet time during the days now that both kids were going to be in school. The first week is usually a bit hectic, but we always survived. Thankfully, we had a competent bus driver who was always on time with pick-ups and drop-offs. That made things so much easier, not just for me but for the kids, too.

It was a quiet 2nd day of school. My sister, Sheryl had come for a visit so we were just lounging around, talking and just enjoying the day. We decided to sit outside for a bit and greet the kids as they got off the bus.

It wasn’t too long before I could hear the bus coming up our road. I told my sister, “You watch. Ickie isn’t just going to GET off the bus. He’s going to FALL off the bus.” He was the type of kid who was all-in. He did everything fast and with excitement! He was always on the go! Where my daughter was more laid back, he was busy, busy, busy!

Turns out I knew my kid better than I thought I did.

The bus stopped in front of the driveway. My daughter got off the bus first. Then Ickie, just as I told my sister, took a step or 2 down the steps of the bus and then FELL the rest of the way OFF! We laughed so hard — but not because he fell and could have hurt himself! We were laughing because I KNEW MY KID SO WELL!! He got up and dusted himself off, but he was crying. He had scraped his knee.

I gave him a hug and told him, “You really know how to get off the bus there kiddo!” He grinned and went inside. I felt bad for laughing but as I said, it was not AT him. I was laughing because just seconds before the bus stopped I had predicted exactly what was going to happen.

Don’t worry. If you think I should be ashamed of myself, rest assured my dear son has never let me forget that day! He will continue to make me feel bad for the rest of my life! Oh, I felt bad. I felt like a terrible mom at that moment. The thing is, I’m not perfect. No parent is. On the bright side, Ickie will have that memory of simpler times, when I could make him smile after a rough day. He’ll remember brushing himself off, getting back up and mom putting a band-aid on his knee just before his afternoon snack.

Oh, and he’ll have a story to tell his own kids someday.

 

 

Animal Photobombs!

Who doesn’t love funny animal photobombs? I’ve had a file on my computer for quite some time now; a collection of animal photobombs. I forgot they were even there to tell you the truth! I think it’s time to share them!

These photos have been collected through the years and most have probably come from Facebook sharing. I’m a hoarder when it comes to funny photos, but I don’t claim these as mine. I have no intention of violating any copyright laws, so if there’s something here that belongs to you or know the person it belongs to, please let me know and I will give proper credit or remove it completely.

So, shall we begin?

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nosy squirrel

 

pooper dog

 

turtle

 

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hungry giraffe

 

hahaha

 

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tongue out kitty

 

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sloth

 

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llama llama ding dong

 

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hee hee

 

puffer

 

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scary cat

 

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pug

 

pug love

 

llama

 

owl

 

peek a boo kitty

 

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horsey

 

goose

 

horse beauty

 

horse laugh

 

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dog face

 

emu laughing

 

goat

 

cat

 

cat shoulder

 

cat love

 

cat grimace

 

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bird

 

cat dog

 

So, which photobombs are your favorites? I’m sure you have more than one!