Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week

Wow, another Friday…and Friday the 13th…in 2020…as if we need something else to worry about. But I’m not superstitious, are you? My daughter was born on a Friday the 13th and it was one of the best days of my life. My Dad, to this day, still calls her Jason. But I digress.

I feel like a thousand pound weight has been lifted and I can finally relax a little. I can finally laugh. Really laugh. Here are some good ones for you! I really hope you enjoy these as much as I did! Be sure to tell me your faves in the comments! I can’t wait to hear from you!

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So, what do you think? I can’t decide which made me laugh harder; the monkey penis, the the kid pooping down dad’s back, the soup that tastes better, the stutterer or the last one…lol. I couldn’t resist that one! Anyway, those made me laugh the most. Which made you laugh the most? Do tell…

I hope you have a wonderful weekend. Please stay safe and hug your loved ones. They may be here today, but tomorrow isn’t a given.

aunt-debbie

A Helping of Thanks with Sarcasm on the Side

I would like to thank the medical profession for not helping me in the last 10 years. I don’t know how I could possibly live my life without pain.

A special thanks to my doctor, who has been telling me for years that I am too young for knee replacement surgery. This allowed the bone damage to worsen and the pain to increase, rendering me unable to work and to become more sedentary every year. I love the ‘fat me’ that I have become due to decreased activity.

I can’t forget to thank the referral doctor for the humiliation, which is good for the soul I’ve heard. Thanks for pointing out that I am fat. I would have never known that without your ‘help.’ I really appreciate the ‘fat shaming’ because without it I would have felt good about myself that day. Oh, and please pass more thanks on to my doctor because NOW I know that 50 lbs. ago I could have had knee replacement surgery regardless of my age. I really am happy that I’ve suffered all these years so you both could make sure your bedside manners, understanding, and compassion were top notch.

Special thanks to my best friend, fondly named Michael Cane, who has been faithfully by my side for the last 4 years. Without Michael, I would have fallen more than the 4 times I did. The embarrassment of those 4 times was more than enough times to make me feel hopeless.

Of course, I can’t forget Peter Pottywho has been my constant companion during the night. It’s nice when I don’t have to walk to the bathroom at 1am, 3am, and 5am when I have to pee.

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In all seriousness, I am thankful to wake up every morning, albeit with pain. I am thankful for a lot of things but it sure as hell isn’t the medical care I have received in the past 10 years!!! It’s no wonder people don’t go to the doctor. It’s no wonder they don’t trust doctors! I’m in that very same line now.