Well, here it is, time for Friday’s Funnies again! I really didn’t think I’d have time this week due to taking care of a sick “Kitty” but here I am. She is sleeping at the moment and doing well.
If there’s something you’d like to share (could be a joke, a meme, a photo, or maybe even a funny story) please feel free to send them my way using the contact link at the upper right of the page. I will post them with credit to you on Fridays!
Enjoy!!
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Have a great weekend, my friends! Remember, try to find humor in everything or you’ll go stark-raving mad!
Time for this week’s funnies! I do enjoy collecting these for you each week. I hope you enjoy them too! If you have something you’d like share (could be a joke, a meme, a funny video, or even a funny story) please send them my way using the contact link at the upper right of the page. I will post them with credit to you on Fridays, along with a link to your blog or a specific post on your blog. Just be sure to send that info and it will be included!
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A funny/odd story, while I was shopping yesterday:
Yesterday, I was at Walmart, minding my own business and things went pretty smoothly until I got in the check-out line. There was an older lady in front of me and I didn’t give her much thought until I noticed she kept looking back at me. She kept turning and looking back at me as she waited her turn in line. At one point she reached out like she wanted to grab my cart but changed her mind. She kept turning and looking at me. When it was her turn, she looked at me again and reached for my cart. She changed her mind again. Then she did it again. Finally, when she was done checking out, she reached back and actually grabbed my cart and tugged on it. I tugged back. She let go but grabbed it again…and tugged harder. I tugged back, “What are you doing?!” I asked with a chuckle. She let go and left the store. WTF?
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If you haven’t ‘met’ Gramma and Ginga yet, you really must! These two old gals are a kick in the pants! see for yourself:
Ok, so this list is not complete….but after the day I had, it just felt like the right thing to do! Ha! Here are 20 ways to NOT be an asshole!
Drive on your own side of the road! Watch what you’re doing before you end up killing someone!
Put your phone away when you’re driving. Idiot.
If you’re going to critique someone’s writing, then make sure you use proper capitalization, punctuation, and grammar while doing it. Yeah, YOU.
Be respectful and use the good manners your mother (hopefully) taught you when dealing with others.
If you or your child receives a gift from someone, the very least you can do is ACKNOWLEDGE the gift giver’s attempt.
Be nice to animals. Just because you think God put them here for humans to use, doesn’t mean that God wanted you to be an asshole and torture them.
Don’t try to beat an older person to the door and then NOT hold the door open for them! Your grandmother would be ashamed of you!
Try putting yourself in someone else’s shoes for a change. Empathy, it’s a real thing.
Stop trying to convince others that they’re wrong and you’re right. You aren’t going to convince them because they have their own reasons for thinking and feeling the way they do. Just STFU.
Don’t lie and make up stories to make yourself look good. It’s really pathetic.
Shut up and listen to others. What you have to say is important but if you shut up long enough you’ll find that what others have to say is equally important.
Don’t be lazy. Do what needs to be done, when it needs to be done.
Wash your own dishes. Don’t expect your girlfriend/mom/sister to do them because you think it’s “women’s work.” With that attitude, I guarantee someday that dirty cast iron skillet is going to leave a mark on your skull.
Replace the toilet paper roll when needed. It’s not that hard. Not even for a 2-year-old.
Don’t eat or drink the last of something and then put the empty package back. Don’t just leave ONE freakin’ cookie in the package either, you douche.
Don’t hold up the 10 items or less lane in the grocery store when you clearly have 35 items in your cart!
Stop thinking you’re so damn perfect because you’re NOT!
Don’t talk with your mouth open, you animal. Your Gramma would smack you.
Stop thinking you have the right to tell adults in your life what they can and can’t do. They’re adults. They make their own decisions.
Don’t wait until a chore is nearly finished by someone else before you ask if they need help.
I could go on forever and I may continue at a later date. What would you add to the list?
I laugh out loud while I’m all alone quite often. It’s normally because I’ve seen something hilarious on Facebook. I have funny friends! They share things that tickle my funny bone. My granddaughter (when she was 3) would hear me laugh and ask me, “What you so funny at?” I always feel the need to pass on the “funny” because who doesn’t like to laugh? If you have something funny you’d like to share (could be a joke, a meme, a photo, or maybe a funny story) please send them my way using the contact link at the upper right of the page. I will post them on Fridays!
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Here’s something from the home front….
Just yesterday: I came home from getting my hair cut and Dad greets me at the door. “Well, hello Poo Poo head,” he says. I respond with, ” Hello, Poo Poo Daddy.” Dad says, “That sounds like a good rapper name.” So, that’s his new nickname….for awhile anyway.
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I bust a gut every single time I see this!!
This one is quite familiar, as the “pulling of the finger” was common in my family!
Well, that’s all for this Friday’s Funnies! I hope you all have a great weekend!
Who doesn’t love funny animal photobombs? I’ve had a file on my computer for quite some time now; a collection of animal photobombs. I forgot they were even there to tell you the truth! I think it’s time to share them!
These photos have been collected through the years and most have probably come from Facebook sharing. I’m a hoarder when it comes to funny photos, but I don’t claim these as mine. I have no intention of violating any copyright laws, so if there’s something here that belongs to you or know the person it belongs to, please let me know and I will give proper credit or remove it completely.
So, shall we begin?
So, which photobombs are your favorites? I’m sure you have more than one!
Being Aunt Debbie 