Friday’s Funnies – Christmas Edition #3 – A Tribute To Alcohol

Yep, you read that right! This week’s funnies are entirely dedicated to alcohol and the holidays! What would we do without it? Some of us would strangle our own mothers, kill our co-workers at the office party, cold-cock the husband with a cast-iron skillet, or ram the neighbors’ giant lighted Santa up their asses because it feels like Clark Griswold’s family just moved in next door….without the aid of our long-time friend, alcohol.

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Alcohol can’t solve our problems, but it sure can make parties more fun, relatives more tolerable, and well, you know! Alcohol can even make a headache go away…ahem. If you drink enough of it, that is! But be sure to stay home or have a designated driver! Please drink responsibly!

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Ok, now on to this week’s funnies. Enjoy!

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Think about poor Santa! How much alcohol do you think he needs to get through the holidays?!

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Bottom’s up, my friends! Have a wonderful weekend and an even better Christmas! Don’t forget to spread that wonderful holiday cheer around! *Snort*

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Merry Christmas!

Aunt Debbie

Friday’s Funnies – Christmas Edition #2 (Sorry, Not Sorry!)

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I can’t believe there’s just one more Friday after today before Christmas! Time has flown by but still, I will be much happier when the holidays are over! I’m fed up with the commercialism and bull squirt. I just happened to say, “Merry Christmas” to someone I know the other day. She reminded me in a snotty tone that we are to say “Happy Holidays” now to include everyone. I reminded her that I have a mind of my own and will say whatever the hell I want to and if someone doesn’t like it then that’s just too bad! If someone is offended by the words “Merry Christmas” then that’s their problem, not mine. If someone said, “Happy Hannukkah” or “Happy Kwanzaa” to me, I would take it as that person wishing me well and I would thank them. No harm, no foul. People suck the goodness and fun out of the holidays, and I’m done with it.

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I’ve not been online much so I hadn’t collected many funnies for today. I had to dig deep to find some good ones. I hope these make you chuckle, even if you’re sick of the holidays like me.

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These clips (and one trailer) are from 3 of our favorite Christmas movies. Mild language in the first clip. The third one might be considered highly inappropriate by some, so BEWARE LANGUAGE!! Don’t say I didn’t warn you!

 

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For those who love that little stinker, Elf on a Shelf:

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And for those who would like to flush him down the toilet or burn him at the stake:

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Enough of that little pain in the ass! Here are a few more funnies for your holiday enjoyment, hahaha!

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From my house to yours, from Brian & Stewie, The Simpsons, and Mr. Hankey:

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Have a very, very Merry Christmas and don’t forget:

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Friday’s Funnies – Christmas Edition #1

I nearly forgot about Friday’s Funnies! Shame on me! I’ve got so many things going on right now – mostly in my head – but I’ll save that for another post. I hope you enjoy these funnies!

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Aaaaand this last one is for The Huntress…lol.

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Next week, provided I don’t forget, I’ll share more Christmas funnies! I hope you liked this edition! Have a super weekend but don’t be in a rush. So many things can go wrong when we’re in a rush and during the holidays it’s just double-trouble! So, drive carefully, eat slowly and love with your whole heart. Enjoy the season…

Aunt Debbie

Thankfulness & Gratitude

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Happy Turkey! Well, that’s what we say in our family! Most of you are eagerly waiting for turkey and pie, visiting with family, or maybe waiting for family to arrive on this drizzly, cold morning. Me? I’m sitting here writing this because we’re having our turkey dinner on Sunday! My son, his wife and my youngest grandson will be joining us.

While I was sick I neglected several chores so I’ve been playing catch up. Hopefully, by Saturday, I’ll be caught up and can make my pies. The turkey breast (because that’s the best part and just enough for us) is in the refrigerator thawing. Next step, it will bathe in a highly seasoned brine until Sunday. I’m making myself hungry just thinking about it.

There are many things to be thankful for this Thanksgiving. On Facebook, I participated in the 30 Days of Thanksgiving Challenge, where for each day you share something you’re thankful for. I’m going to do something similar here but I’m sharing with you everything at once. I hope amidst all the food and chatter, laughter and photos, you’ve also taken some time to be thankful. Sometimes, life gets hard and we tend to forget about the little things, but we all have something to be thankful for. Here’s my list, in no particular order:

  • I’m thankful for my Dad. He is my rock and my best friend. He’s my comedy relief. He’ll be 83 in February and I know he won’t be here forever so I just enjoy every minute with him, even when he drives me bonkers!
  • I’m thankful for my grown children. They are my heart, my inspiration. They will always have my unconditional love and support. I’m so proud of the amazing adults they’ve become.
  • I’m thankful for the beautiful little people in my life whom I call my grandkids. They are each special in their own little way, and I love them all to the moon and back. Two of them are growing up too dang fast and I’m pretty sure the two youngest ones will be following shortly. I wish I could see them more often than I do. I miss them more than words can say. I love you, my littles!!
  • I’m thankful for old friends, new friends and everyone in between.
  • I’m thankful for my furbabies, past, and present. I’m thankful for the unconditional love and the fact that they don’t talk back…except when I’m late feeding them!
  • I’m thankful for my sisters. My first true friends in life, always and forever.
  • I’m thankful for the small things in life: a cup of hot coffee, a warm blanket, a cat purring in my lap, 4 deer wandering outside, and a lone bird chirping outside my bedroom window. The little things that keep me grounded, that give me a sense of calm amidst the chaos of today.
  • I’m thankful to a great man who stepped up to be the Dad my grandson never had. That man is fighting Alzheimer’s / FTD. He has my complete respect and gratitude.
  • I’m thankful for Mexican food, which I have gone without since I first got sick. I cannot wait until I can eat at my fave restaurant again! Soon!
  • I’m thankful for hot chocolate, hot coffee, hot tea, and hot soup…because it gets cold in the winter!
  • I am thankful to the brave servicemen and women who fought for our freedom and their families who supported them.
  • I’m thankful that amid my chronic pain and mobility issues there’s a couple of things I can still do – competently. I can crochet and I do it every day. Not only does it keep the arthritis in my fingers at bay, but it also keeps me creating and using my brain. I can also drive. I take pride in the fact that I have never had an accident or even got a parking ticket. I have astonished Dad at times at how I maneuver the car. I can still read and write, which I need to do more of. I’m thankful my mind is still intact, mostly…
  • I am thankful for Mucinex, Tylenol, Nasal Strips, and Kleenex!
  • I’m thankful for good food and Mai Tais, Mudslides, and La Banderas!
  • I’m thankful for music; music that takes me back to better days, music that helps me get through the rough stuff, and music that makes me bang my head!
  • I’m very thankful to my new blogging friends. It’s wonderful to find others you have so much in common with and who really care about you.
  • I’m so very thankful for the people in my life who actually notice when something’s not quite right and check on me. I can count them on one hand but they’re the best.
  • I’m thankful for the kind and considerate people; folks that hold open doors, checkers who pack greeting cards carefully so they won’t get bent. the man at Walmart who sees me coming and meets me at the door with a scooter, the receptionist who smiles and is pleasant even though she’s tired, and so many others. There are real jerks in the world but there are very good people here, too!
  • I’m thankful for a sense of humor because without it I’d be doomed. I’m very proud to have inherited my funny bone from my Dad.
  • I’m thankful for cough drops, lemon drops, chicken soup, slippery elm bark, and sore throat spray because some idiot always shares their germs and I end up sick.
  • I’m thankful for heaters, blankets, and a heating pad because sometimes it’s just too cold!
  • I’m thankful to Dad for bringing me soup and tea when I was sick. He tried so hard to help me feel better.
  • I’m thankful to be an American citizen, where I have the right to think for myself and make my own decisions. I can speak my mind and have an opinion that may not be the same as others.
  • I’m thankful to have a roof over my head and a nice, warm bed to sleep in. Some folks don’t have that.

There are many other things I’m thankful for this year, but I could be here all day…and I have many chores to get caught up on before Sunday! I hope you all have a wonderful Thanksgiving Dinner with those who brighten your day! Be good to each other, eat the good food and relax!

Happy Turkey!!

 

Aunt Debbie

 

Life Is Better With A Cat

It’s absolutely true except when they weave between your feet while you’re trying to put groceries away! One of these days I’m going to fall and as if that’s not bad enough in my condition, I just might land on one of them. That would absolutely kill me.

Another exception is when you have a floor scattered with grocery bags and they’re screaming at you to feed them because you’re an hour and a half late to feed them dinner. God knows they are starving to death with only a partial bowl of kibble left!

I suppose there are other reasons that cats (or any pet) can be a pain in the butt but we love them all the same. You know what makes it all better? The lovins. The purrs. The slow-blink stares. The moments you just get lucky enough to catch on video, like this silly moment of Jack chasing his tail. He stopped for a minute and I didn’t think he would do it anymore since I grabbed my phone but he did for just a second. It’s really hard to get them doing cute or funny things on video. It’s always easy to get photos of them being cute and innocent while they’re sleeping though.