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Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week – May 26, 2023

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Well, here we are, another Friday. I apologize for skipping the last 2 Fridays but it’s been rough. Depression comes and goes and I fight hard to keep it at bay. I can’t let it suck me under because I have to take care of Dad. I take each day as it comes and try to stay focused on what is good in my life.

For at least 4 days of the last 2 weeks, I have been recovering from trying to do a few chores around here. Good grief, I need a live-in. Remember Hazel from the tv sitcom in the 60s? That’s who I need right now. She’d really get things done.

I hope this month has been good to you all. Let’s get the funnies rolling now. I hope you enjoy!

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There ya have it, folks! I hope you enjoyed this week’s collection! There were just too many for me to choose a favorite! Could you choose?

I hope you have a super enjoyable Memorial Day weekend. While you’re out on the lake or grilling your favorite foods, please remember those who died fighting for our country.

Peace Out,

aunt-debbie

A Random Memory

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Back when I was in high school, I must’ve been a Junior or Senior at the time, I had a most hilarious experience! I was walking in front of the student parking lot and a girl I knew from Elementary school was walking beside me. I could see that she was stoned out of her gourd but had no idea how stoned until this happened.

I won’t mention any names for obvious reasons but she and I were talking, about nothing in particular really. It was probably the same ol’ same ol’ of the average high school student. School sucks, I hate homework, that asshole boy, yadda yadda… She pulls a pack of cigarettes out of her sweater pocket, pulls out her lighter, and proceeds to try to light a cigarette. I was watching her because I was amused at the fumbling of this stoned-as-hell girl, but looking where I was going at the same time. I looked over at her just as she walked smack-dab into a telephone pole! She bounced right off that pole! I laughed so hard I thought I was going to die from laughter! My eyes watered and my belly hurt from laughing so hard. Even funnier was the fact that her cigarette was bent – not broken – and she was still trying to get it lit.

I feel bad now because I should have stopped her to check her damn face! I’m sure she must’ve had a mark from hitting that damn pole! She must’ve had a headache or a concussion, who knows.

Shame on me for laughing…but you have to admit, you’d probably laugh too!

Elvis Is Dead

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Ok, so… I don’t have a pet mouse named Elvis but a mouse died yesterday, and not in a trap, unless you count Jack’s tummy. I found mouse remains on the laundry room floor. I don’t think he tasted good because Jack threw it up and wasn’t feeling well afterward. I was worried for a few hours because he just wasn’t himself. Later in the day, he perked up and went mouse hunting again.

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Yes, we have mice. We also have craneflies, roly-polies, centipedes, millipedes, termites, beetles, wasps, spiders, and so much more. That’s really fun in the warmer months. You should see BobCat chasing a beetle! Anyway, since we live out in the middle of nowhere we have to deal with the annoyance of all kinds of things. One year we had a family of skunks living under the house. Something spooked them, and my house smelled like skunk for weeks afterward!

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Jack felt well enough to continue with his mouse shenanigans and caught another… It was just a baby! Then Alice caught one. She ate the head off and left the rest. Thanks Alice. I think there must’ve been a new nest of meeces (intentional, an attempt of humor) living somewhere in a mouse-sized crawlspace. Things have calmed down now so I think my furbabies have killed them all.

Rest in Pieces, Little Meeces.

Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week May 5, 2023

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Happy Friday! Today I wish I was at my favorite Mexican restaurant, drinking margaritas and eating my favorite enchiladas. They always have a fun Cinco de Mayo day with games and contests. Dad and I won many prizes one year and we had a blast. These days, we just aren’t up for dealing with crowded restaurants…or crowded anything. That’s the last thing on my list of fun things to do. Haha. Instead, I’ve been sitting here like a bump on a log…my grandmother used to say that…and I was so damn busy doing that that I nearly didn’t have time for today’s funnies!

I won’t bore you to death with meaningless crap. Here is this week’s collection!

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Well, I can honestly say I do have a few faves from this batch! I like Accident Insurance Form, Clint Eatswood, and Storytime with Papa Bear the best! Which ones crack your funny bone?

I hope you all have a great weekend! Stay safe and be considerate of others. We need more of that shit these days.

Until next time,

aunt-debbie

Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week – April 28, 2023

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I can’t believe it’s Friday again! It’s strange how the week seems to creep along very slowly (for me) and then at the end of the week, it seems to have gone by so quickly. Happy Friday, regardless. I hope you had a great week!

I have a very large group of funnies for you this week! I hope you find them funny or at least slightly amusing. I did, but then again, I have a simple mind (so I’m told from people who lack a sense of humor).

Enjoy!

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I hope this collection made you laugh! I can’t even begin to pick one favorite (or even two or three) so I don’t expect you can either! I just hope you got a few good laughs!

I can’t believe the month of May is just days away already! This time of year makes me long for a garden. I wish I could plant one like I used to. We planted tomatoes, bell peppers, jalapenos, pickling cucumbers, green beans, snow peas, and zucchini. I preserved many of those things for use throughout the year. I really enjoyed the whole process from planting to preserving. Do you plant a garden?

Have a great weekend, everyone! Have a nice BBQ, a few beers, and remember to laugh along the way.

Until next time,

aunt-debbie