Throwback Thursday

Posted on April 25, 2019 by Deb / Being Aunt Debbie

Today, I ran across quite an amusing memory from a few years ago on my Facebook feed. I thought I’d share it because it gave me a hardy chuckle. I hope you do, too!

Today, I took Dad to see his urologist for his annual check-up. He was called back fairly quickly, leaving me to read a magazine in the waiting room. While I was thumbing through articles, an older man came in and announced his arrival to the receptionist. He then asked, “Where’s the bathroom?” The receptionist replies, “We are going to need a urine sample from you today.” He says to her, “Well, I’ll just give you my underwear.” It caught me off guard and I laughed out loud. It was the funniest thing I have heard in a long time! The receptionist tells the man, “Since I really don’t want to wring out your underwear, I’ll take you back right now.” Gosh, the things you hear when you leave the house!!!

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AG “Woofie” (Not A Political Post)

Posted on April 22, 2019 by Deb / Being Aunt Debbie

I won’t even discuss my opinion of the Attorney General at this point because it would likely piss a lot of people off. I don’t really care but that’s not what this post is about, not really.

Dad watches the news continuously and I get so sick of hearing the same stories over and over again. Sometimes, it’s like the earworm songs that get stuck in your head. Same nauseating voices. Same lies. Same bullshit. You get the picture.

I guess the current events of the past week have been embedded in my brain because in the wee hours of the morning I dreamed that I was watching the AG give a speech on the news. In my dream I remember thinking, I wish this dildo would shut up. About that time, his voice turned into the sound of a basset hound, “woof, woof, woof,” matching the movements of the AG’s mouth perfectly.

As I started to wake up, I realized there was actually a damn dog in our yard barking incessantly. I really wish people would keep their AG’s…uh, I mean, dogs locked up!

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Photo Credit: Pixabay.com

Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week

Posted on April 12, 2019 by Deb / Being Aunt Debbie

I bet you thought I forgot? Ha! It’s been a crazy day absolutely, but I didn’t forget! I hope you’ve had a better day. We’ve had an infestation of flying termites and I’m more than disgusted. It’s no wonder the house is falling down. Well, maybe these funnies will cheer me up, too! Enjoy!

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There ya have it, folks. Which one’s your fave? I can’t decide between the worm experiment, smart ass, and tuba kid. Oh well, who says we have to choose just one?!

Have a super weekend everyone!

Aunt Debbie

Farts!

Posted on April 3, 2019 by Deb / Being Aunt Debbie

Many years ago, my Dad received a birthday card from one of his siblings and I thought it was funny enough to write down the poem and save it. I found it a few days ago, since I’ve been going through clutter, and I thought I’d share. I hope you get a kick out of it. We thought it was hilarious, but then again all of my family has been blessed with an odd sense of humor. So, who knows if anyone else will think it’s funny!

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A fart can be quiet
A fart can be loud
Some leave a powerful
poisonous cloud

A fart can be short
A fart can be long
Some farts have been known
to sound just like a song

A fart can create
a most curious medley
A fart can be harmless
or silent but deadly

A fart might not smell
while others are vile
A fart may pass quickly
or linger a while

A fart can occur
in a number of places
and leave everyone
with strange looks
on their faces

From wide-open prairie
to small elevator
A fart will find all of us
sooner or later

But not all farts are bad
this is simply not true
We mustn’t forget
dear sweet old farts like you!

(Author Unknown)

PS As I was about to hit ‘publish’ I heard Dad in the other room rip off a good one! Old farts are the best…

Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week

Posted on March 8, 2019 by Deb / Being Aunt Debbie

Last week, I totally forgot about Friday’s Funnies! I didn’t remember until Sunday morning and then I had to check my posts thinking I had done it but forgot. Ha. No such luck! I’m a bit late this time but better late than never, right?

Here we go….

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