Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week

Here we are. 2023. You’ve got to be kidding me? Here’s to a great new year ahead! I had hoped to post before now but things are nuts here. Between Dad, the weather and the house falling apart….well, you know how it is because you’re busy, too.

I hope you enjoy this week’s collection of funnies. I sure needed the laughs!

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Well, my favorite has to be “Ground Bork” with “4 Moods” and “Pronouns” coming in close behind! I hope you found a few that made you laugh!

I hope you have a safe and warm weekend, friends! With any luck I will post next week!

Until then,

Aunt Debbie

Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week

Well, here it is Friday, again. Can you believe I’ve posted Friday’s Funnies two Fridays in a row? Yeah. I’m surprised, too. 

It’s been a rough last couple of weeks. I’m stressed to the max with Dad’s BP being so high. His doctor (actually a Nurse Practitioner) has finally increased one of his BP meds and is referring him to a cardiologist. We are waiting for a call to schedule an appointment. His sleep has improved over the last few days and I think that helps his stress level. Not sure what will help mine. Ugh. 

Anyway, without further ado, here’s this week’s funnies. I hope you enjoy this collection. 

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Well, there ya go! There are quite a few chuckle-worthy funnies there. What do you think? My faves are the Hershel Walker meme, therapist’s advice, and Jehovah’s Witness knock-knock. Which are your faves? Whichever ones you like, I hope this collection was worth your time. I appreciate you taking the time to read my blog. 

I’m not sure how many times I’ll be posting between now and the New Year, so I will send my holiday wishes your way today! I wish you well. Be safe on the roads. Remember that others may not be having the happy holiday that you are having. Be thankful. Be kind. Be smart. Peace and love to you and yours this holiday season and through the new year! 

Until next time, 

Aunt Debbie

Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week

Long time, no post. I know. It’s been a rough…year…month…week. Take your pick. Details in another post. For today, I just want to smile and laugh a little. Maybe you do, too. 

This week’s collection is all about that pain in the ass, Elf on a Shelf. He’s a nasty little elf and always up to no good! If you’re easily offended then you’d better skip this post! Otherwise, enjoy!

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So, there’s the entire batch! Some have been circulating for a long while and some are newer. Which one was your favorite? Personally, I like the last one! I’d give the kitty a treat for getting rid of that little bugger! 

I’m glad my kids are grown because I don’t think I’d want to deal with this elf on a shelf garbage! I don’t know, maybe it would have been fun back in the day. Do you do this with your kids? Grandkids? 

I hope you’re all doing well. Have a super weekend, everyone! Get your holiday shopping done before it gets too crazy! Be safe, not sorry.

Until next time, 

Aunt Debbie

 

Confusion

This morning I woke up around 7:30am. It was cold in the house because we turn the heat off at night and the low overnight was supposed to be around 18 degrees. It was a bit “nipply” as Dad says. He turned on the heater and we had coffee while we watched the news.

Two hours later, I was still cold. I put my hoody on and covered my legs with a blanket. We aren’t ‘breakfast people’ so I thought I’d be different and asked Dad if he wanted me to make breakfast. He said, “No, thanks. I can’t eat on an empty stomach.” I laughed and tried to occupy myself on the laptop. After a couple more hours, I was feeling chilled to the bone. I just couldn’t warm up.

It was 11:45am already; nearly lunchtime. I gave in and turned on my heated blanket and snuggled up underneath. I didn’t mean to, but I fell asleep. I woke up at 1:15pm in a panic. I said, “Shit, it’s almost 1:30 and I have to be at that thing. I’ll never make it in time!” Dad looked at me funny and asked, “What thing?” “That thing they canceled yesterday. I was still supposed to be there today,” I told him. He was still confused and asked, “What thing? If you were supposed to be somewhere today, I didn’t know anything about it.” I hid my aggravation and tried to recall details. “Oh, that thing…” I rubbed my forehead trying to remember. Then I looked up at him and asked, “Am I confused?!” He asked, “Do you know what day it is?” I said, “It’s Sunday, isn’t it?” I got up to go to the bathroom.

All the way there I tried to remember details about the thing I was supposed to go to. By the time I got to the bathroom, I realized I was confused. I must’ve been dreaming, but the dream I was having prior to waking up had nothing to do with the thing I was supposed to go to! Of course, now I can’t remember what I was dreaming!

I’ve woken up confused before. I’ve woken up not sure if I was waking from a nap or after a good night’s sleep. I’ve woken up thinking I’m going to miss the bus or that I forgot my locker combination, but it has never taken so long to realize I was dreaming! I feel like I’m losing my mind!

I’ll never live it down; Dad will tease me about it for a long time and I’ll probably regret writing about it…BUT if you can’t laugh at yourself then who can you laugh at? Unga Bunga.

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Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week

Happy Friday, Everyone!

I hope your week has been going well and that you and your families had some great Halloween fun! I meant to post a Halloween Friday’s Funnies the Friday before Halloween but it just never happened! It has been a rough week.

I hope this week’s collection makes up for it. Enjoy!!

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Ok, so I didn’t have very many this week. I apologize! I thought I had more! So, did you have a favorite? I like the Proctologists on the Road meme and the Beware of Dog photo! What a clever use of a damaged fence!!

I hope you enjoyed this week’s collection and I hope your weekend turns out great for you!

Until next time,

Aunt Debbie