Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week

I haven’t pulled together a Funnies post since March 13! Shame on me! In my defense, it seems the only memes crossing my feed are coronavirus memes and frankly, they just aren’t funny anymore. I’m over the whole thing. Done. Finished. Fini. Fertig. Finito.

Today is day 47. My state is opening things back up come May 4th. I don’t think it’s a good idea. That’s just asking for trouble, in my opinion. Where I live, people just aren’t taking it seriously enough; not wearing masks, not social distancing from others… I’ve just recently been told that I should stop living in fear. That bitch got an ass chewing like she’s never had before. Who is she? Who is anyone to question anyone else’s motives for staying home? Anyone who lives with someone who is at risk would do the same. Blah. Sick of the bullshit, friends.

Anyway, I wanted to do a Funnies post but since all I’ve been seeing are coronavirus memes, I had to search for some good ones. I’m a bit rusty, peeps! Please forgive me! I hope you enjoy this set!

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Well, I hope you found these at least a little amusing! My favorite is the little girl who learns a new word! What’s your favorite?

I hope life hasn’t been too hard on any of you. I know that so many people are experiencing sheer hell right now and I apologize immensely if this humorous post is offensive. It’s hard to find humor in anything when people are sick and dying. My heart hurts for them all. Hang in there, friends.

With Peace, Love & Hugs to all,

Aunt Debbie

Friday’s Funnies – Coronavirus Edition

There’s a lot of bullshit flowing on the web this week. I’m sick of hearing about COVID-19. The entire situation is extremely worrisome, but wouldn’t be so bad if the “stable genius” had addressed the problem with a) intelligence, b) facts, and c) clarity. He has no idea what the hell he is doing. But this isn’t a political post. I’ll save that for another time.

I finally got my meds straightened out and met my new FNP. She was very personable and spoke with knowledge without talking down to me. I asked her about the clinic’s process if someone thinks they might have the virus. Her answers were reassuring and I left feeling that it would be handled competently. I went to Walmart to pick up my meds and a few other things afterward.

Walmart was a madhouse. Families pushing 2 and 3 carts packed full of supplies were everywhere. I actually got a scooter and I realized on the way home why it was so easy to get one today, of all days. Well, a scooter basket doesn’t hold enough for the zombie apocalypse you know!!!! It’s really a good thing I didn’t need toilet paper because there was not one package left on the shelves! Paper towels and facial tissues were pretty slim pickins, too! They were low or completely out of so many things! Ugh.

Anyway, folks… Here’s this week’s dose of levity. Enjoy!

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My pick for 3rd place this week:

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My pick for 2nd place:

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Now, if some of those don’t make you laugh then there’s something wrong with you! Seriously, though. I had a hard time choosing my faves! The Quarantini and That 70’s Mom were pretty close in the running but I had to pick the ones that made me laugh the most! Which are your picks?

Tomorrow Dad and I are off to do some last-minute errands and to have some lunch. It will be our last day out for a while, I think. We shall lay low for a couple of weeks and let the zombies run amuck!

Have a great weekend, folks! Thanks for following my blog and remember, wash your hands!

Aunt Debbie

Friday’s Funnies – Valentine’s Day Edition

When I was with my ex, Valentine’s Day was like any other. He didn’t have a romantic bone in his body. Before I knew better than to waste my time, money, and energy, I prepared a nice candlelit dinner for the two of us. I thought it would be a nice gesture since I was broke. He ruined it by complaining about how he didn’t like to eat in the dark. No more candlelit dinners for him!

My best Valentine’s Day memories are with my kids! I always gave them a little something – candy, a special book, a card, or other little thing I might think of. Some years, I stretched Valentine’s Day out for 4 or 5 days by giving them each a zip lock bag each night with some candy and a little note, telling them something I loved about them. They made things in school for me, as well.

To me, Valentine’s Day is about showing your love and appreciation for someone or something. We should really be doing that every day of the year though, shouldn’t we? Here are some funnies to make you laugh on Valentine’s Day. Whether you’re involved in a relationship or single (by choice, like me) or even if “it’s complicated,” I’m sure your funny bone will get a kick out of at least some of these! Enjoy!

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I think the last one made me laugh the most! Oh, and the “Kiss My Nose” cartoon! Haha! Well, I hope you liked this week’s funnies! Which were your favorites?

I hope your Valentine’s Day is well spent; whether with your significant other, with your kids, or friends. Remember, LOVE YOURSELF, too! Any time spent on yourself is time well spent!!

Have a great weekend!

Aunt Debbie

Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week

Happy Friday! Well, Happy Frustrating Friday, is more like it. Nevermind. I won’t go there.

Here are this week’s funnies. I hope you enjoy them!

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There you go, friends! I hope you enjoyed this week’s funnies! I think I got the biggest kick out of the Scotsman in the wrong house video! Anywhere else and he would have been shot dead, am I right? Which ones were your faves?

This weekend is supposed to bring great weather for the Superbowl and for fans everywhere! I’m not a football fan but Dad and I have our own little Superbowl party (just the two of us) every year. I try to make game day fun for Dad since he doesn’t socialize with anyone. I make hot wings and other snacks, I drink beer and Dad drinks his wine. I enjoy the commercials when they don’t suck while Dad enjoys the game! Do you have plans for Superbowl Sunday?

Whatever your plans, drive safely and have a great time!

Until next time,

Aunt Debbie

 

 

Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week

I’ve been trying for the last hour to get this post published but this storm we’re having keeps knocking out my internet! So, not much commentary. Just right to the point! I hope you have a wonderful weekend! Enjoy this week’s funnies!

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