Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week

I know I’m not the only one who needs a good laugh these days, so I decided Friday’s Funnies is a MUST! I have several funnies for you this week. It’s going to be difficult picking your favorite! Be sure to VOTE for your fave in the comments! Thanks to all who voted in the last round, which was 2 weeks ago. I hope you enjoy this selection!

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The Last Winner:

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Now onto this week’s choices!

UGLY POTATO GIRL

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YOU TWIT FACE

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ACT NORMAL

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GAS!

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LITTER BOX

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ONE-EYED BOB

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JG WENTWORTH

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ACTIVIA

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PENIS BROKEN

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COOKIE MONSTER

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JON SNOW

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UDDERLY OFFENDED

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SKELETAL REMAINS

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NO LICKY

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OFFICIAL 2020 FRAGRANCE

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So, what do you think? Have you decided on a favorite? I think I’ll go with Skeletal Remains. I think I’d like to do that. It would be hilarious! VOTE for your fave in the comments! I can’t wait to hear how different your answers will be!

Have a super weekend, friends! Don’t forget to laugh a little and smile a lot!

aunt-debbie

A Better Day & A Little Chuckle

I’ve been trying to get my mojo back. I decided to force myself to do some of the things that I enjoyed prior to COVID19, and/or prior to becoming disabled. It has not been easy. Having to rest every 10 freakin’ minutes sucks any joy right out of whatever task it was I was trying to complete.

I think I mentioned in my last blog post that I had the bell peppers to make my famous-not-so-famous Stuffed Bell Peppers, thanks to a great friend who went to the grocery store for me. I made 4 of them and rough-chopped the remaining 4 bell peppers and popped them in the freezer for my Stuffed Bell Pepper Soup. Dad and I each ate a stuffed pepper for lunch and then the last 2 at dinner. I wish I had made more! I was exhausted afterward…and in between…resting every 10 minutes, as I mentioned. I was not in any shape that day to be working in the kitchen anyway, because I was working on only 2 hours sleep the night before, if that. My pain level was so high I ended up getting out of bed at the butt crack of dawn. I was so tired after making the peppers, I took a nap. Then I took another later in the day.

Today, my pain level wasn’t so high and I actually slept pretty damn good for a change. I don’t know whether that was because of the lower pain level or if it was thanks to the Mudslide I had before bed. When I say before bed, I mean right before bed! I took the last gulp as I was headed to the bathroom to brush my teeth! Haha! Anyway, I had a pretty good day as far as pain goes, so this evening I made my Granny’s Banana Bread. It’s more like cake than it is bread because it’s sweet and heavy but it’s delicious nonetheless.

As I was pulling the banana bread out of the oven, Dad changed the tv over to watch SpongeBob SquarePants. He said, “SpongeBob is more intelligent than any of those assholes speaking at the RNC.” Sadly, that’s so true. Now we shall eat banana bread and watch ol’ SpongeBob for a few laughs.

Have a great night, folks!

aunt-debbie

Wednesday? Right?

It has been a while since I have written anything. I can’t get motivated and nothing inspires me these days. I’ve been in a great deal of pain, so that doesn’t help. Along with the pain comes depression. It’s depressing to be disabled but add to that the fact that we are staying home and each day is the same as the next. Every day I ask, “What freakin’ day is it?”

I missed last Friday’s Funnies post. I looked in my file and found 3 whole funny memes and I didn’t have it in me to look for more. Nothing seems funny lately. Maybe this week will be better but I doubt it. I still have only 3 memes.

I miss my life, such as it was, prior to the pandemic. I didn’t do much then but it was more than I’m able to do now. At least then I had nothing stopping me from going to the grocery store, Walmart, or wherever I wanted to go. Dad and I miss our Saturday outings for lunch. Who would have thought that one day a week in a Mexican restaurant would mean so much?

I made my famous-not-so-famous Stuffed Bell Peppers yesterday. I thought I was going to pass out from the pain. It was rough but my peppers turned out delicious and were made possible by a great friend who went to the store for me. She picked up bananas, too so that I can make my Granny’s Banana Bread. It’s actually more like cake because it’s heavy and sweet. The items my friend picked up were things I can’t get online. Since I live out in the middle of nowhere, stores won’t deliver and our local Walmart doesn’t do curbside pickup. Thankfully, we can survive without the items I can’t get online! 

Well, for now I have nothing else to write and the hummingbirds are waiting for their sweet water for the day. They drink it almost as fast as I can make it! 

Have a great day!

Not Today…

Saturday, Dad and I ventured out to our favorite Mexican restaurant. I called ahead to placed the order and we took advantage of their curbside service! It went off without a hitch! We wore our masks and the server did as well. The food wasn’t hot by the time we got home but that was to be expected. We live about an hour away, after all. The car smelled heavenly all the way home!

Since it was 5 months to the day since we had been there, the food tasted absolutely wonderful! We hadn’t had someone else’s cooking since March! Saturday was once our usual day out pre-Covid19. Since we have to presume this to be our new normal, at least for the next year or so, we are going to try and go back for curbside service each weekend, or at least every other weekend. This staying at home bullshit is driving me mad. 

To counteract the “madness” we stopped and got a bottle of Kahlua Mudslide. I need to be careful though, as I nearly fell last night getting ready for bed. I haven’t had Mudslide in over 5 months so it hit me rather hard! 

When we got home, Jack decided to try and make a break for it. It will be 2 years mid-December since Jack has been an inside cat. He hasn’t been very happy about that and I suspect he’s a bit depressed. I can relate to that feeling even though it’s only been 5 months for me and Dad! Anyway, he dashed out the door when he saw his opportunity. He’s such a dope; he stopped to pee on Dad’s riding mower and when Dad called to him, he came lickety-split. Jack was stuck inside, yet again. Like I said, he’s a big dope.

I’m trying to get my creative juices flowing again… It’s rather difficult to concentrate on anything other than “the ills of the country” and I know I’m not alone, but Saturday also marked the 12th anniversary of my blog. It would be nice to actually be able to write. I guess I’m writing now but it just isn’t sitting well with me. I’ve already re-read and revised this post 7 times. Of course, I’ve never considered myself a writer. Some day maybe, but not today.

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Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week

Holy Moses, another Friday is here and will be gone again. Time seems to go by so slowly until Friday gets here and then I wonder how it’s possible that it’s Friday already?! 

I hope this past week has been a good one for you. My weeks bleed into the next and the next…I don’t know what day (or date) it is unless I’m expecting a delivery of some kind. The highlight of the last 5 months will be tomorrow when Dad and I venture out to use our favorite restaurant’s curbside service! Plus, a stop at the liquor store that carries my Mudslide! Can you tell I’m excited? Of course, I’m not sure if it’s the Mexican food or the Mudslide that has me the most excited! Snort!

So, here we are with Friday’s Funnies once again! I hope if you find one particularly funny you’ll vote in the comments, otherwise there won’t be a winner to post next Friday. Last week there were only four votes, for four different memes. Not much of a contest. Let’s get those votes in! We need ONE winner – OR I will accept a tie between TWO for first place! 

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METH

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PROOF

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CLONE

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T-REX

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HU’S ON FIRST

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ROAD RUNNER

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ONLY ONE

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TIME TRAVELER

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ISOLATION

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LOST HOUSE KEY

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GODZILLA

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CHOKING

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TOMATO SIGN

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Well, my vote is for PROOF. Which is your favorite? Please vote in the comments and have a super freakin’ weekend, y’all! Take time to smell the roses and see the humor in things. Right now, we can use all the laughter we can find! 

Peace, Love, & Rock n Roll!!

aunt-debbie