I slept in my lift chair last night…I mean, this morning. I had a Mudslide and was up until after 3am. I don’t know how long after 3am because…umm…the Mudslide. I decided my chair would be a better place for me because when alcohol enters the picture, I’m more apt to fall on my ass trying to get ready for bed.
I slept well until about 6:30am. Not a lot of sleep but I did sleep better than I do in my bed. I’m walking better as well but I have a kink in my neck and an ache in my upper back. When I looked in the mirror, I noticed my hair was sticking straight up…in the back. I looked like Quasimodo for fuck’s sake.
I have to apologize, my friends, for not posting Friday’s Funnies yesterday. I promised myself that I would try harder but time just got away from me yesterday. When I looked in my file for memes I realized I never saved one meme all stinkin’ week anyway! I just haven’t been on social media much lately. It’s actually been nice. I’m thinking of deleting a couple of my Facebook pages and maybe my Instagram account. I don’t use that one much anyway.
I crashed at about 10am, as I thought I would. I was falling asleep sitting up. I dreamed that I looked out my bedroom door, which was on the opposite wall than it really is, and saw the back door. Under the back door, I saw a huge gap between the bottom of the door and the floor and thought, “No wonder I get so many bugs and critters in my bedroom.” I then Googled (still in my dream) ‘Why do I see a gap under the door?’ and Google’s answer: ‘Perhaps you see something that really isn’t there.’ Lo and behold, I looked again, and there was no gap under the back door. See, Google is always helpful. Even in dreams. Then I woke up and realized only an hour and a half had passed. Maybe I should Google “Why is Debbie losing her mind?”
I crashed again at 2:30pm. Another hour and a half of sleep. Still looking a bit like Quasimodo, I realized sleeping in my lift chair at night instead of my bed probably isn’t the best place for me, Mudslide or not.
Have a great Labor Day weekend, and be safe and not sorry.
I know I’m not the only one who needs a good laugh these days, so I decided Friday’s Funnies is a MUST! I have several funnies for you this week. It’s going to be difficult picking your favorite! Be sure to VOTE for your fave in the comments! Thanks to all who voted in the last round, which was 2 weeks ago. I hope you enjoy this selection!
The Last Winner:
Now onto this week’s choices!
UGLY POTATO GIRL
YOU TWIT FACE
5 SHOTS LATER
OFFICIAL 2020 FRAGRANCE
So, what do you think? Have you decided on a favorite? I think I’ll go with Skeletal Remains. I think I’d like to do that. It would be hilarious! VOTE for your fave in the comments! I can’t wait to hear how different your answers will be!
Have a super weekend, friends! Don’t forget to laugh a little and smile a lot!
Holy Moses, another Friday is here and will be gone again. Time seems to go by so slowly until Friday gets here and then I wonder how it’s possible that it’s Friday already?!
I hope this past week has been a good one for you. My weeks bleed into the next and the next…I don’t know what day (or date) it is unless I’m expecting a delivery of some kind. The highlight of the last 5 months will be tomorrow when Dad and I venture out to use our favorite restaurant’s curbside service! Plus, a stop at the liquor store that carries my Mudslide! Can you tell I’m excited? Of course, I’m not sure if it’s the Mexican food or the Mudslide that has me the most excited! Snort!
So, here we are with Friday’s Funnies once again! I hope if you find one particularly funny you’ll vote in the comments, otherwise there won’t be a winner to post next Friday. Last week there were only four votes, for four different memes. Not much of a contest. Let’s get those votes in! We need ONE winner – OR I will accept a tie between TWO for first place!
HU’S ON FIRST
LOST HOUSE KEY
Well, my vote is for PROOF. Which is your favorite? Please vote in the comments and have a super freakin’ weekend, y’all! Take time to smell the roses and see the humor in things. Right now, we can use all the laughter we can find!
Friday again. I think. I can’t keep track. Every day is like the one before and the one after. I’ve resorted to doing jigsaw puzzles, coloring, word games, painting, and watching my old childhood favorite tv series Dark Shadows. I used to run home from school every day just so I wouldn’t miss an episode! That is, until my mother wouldn’t let me watch it anymore. She said I was having nightmares but wouldn’t I remember having nightmares? I remember ALL the other nightmares I had as a kid.
Anyway, I’m doing a lot of different things these days just to break the monotony of “same shit, different day.” At least prior to COVID19, I had options; I could go shopping, have lunch out with Dad, visit with my son and his little family, have lunch with a friend, or go to appointments. So many people are feeling the stress of staying home and social distancing. I hope this post will break the monotony and provide some levity, improving your mood!
As mentioned last week, your vote for your favorite funny meme will determine the winner for the next week’s top billing!
Last week’s winners: (Tied) Pinatas and Aunt Clara!
This week’s memes:
Jabba the Toad
Idiot Needs A Truck
Fuck Off, Rock!
So, there ya have it, folks! What’s your favorite? My favorites are Brain Cells and Fuck Off, Rock! I’m still laughing my ass off! Don’t forget to vote below in the comments!! (If you’re reading this through a link on my Facebook page, you can vote in the comments there, too!)