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Another week has passed us by… They say time flies when you’re having fun. I call bullshit. I was NOT having fun this last week and time flies whether you’re having fun or not. That’s how I got so damn old. Haha!
So, onward and upward. Here’s this week’s funnies. I hope you enjoy them!
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Have a fun and lively Fall weekend, my friends! I hope you have great plans! Take care and see you on the flip-side!

When I was just a teenager but out of high school, I was working at an elementary school as an Instructional Aide. I worked in a Resource Classroom where kids would come in from their regular classrooms for specialized help in certain subjects. If they were behind their grade level in a subject, they would come to us to help them get caught up with their classmates. It was a very rewarding job and I had planned to go to college and eventually choose a career in either Speech Therapy or Special Education. That didn’t exactly go as planned…but I digress.
I didn’t have a car of my own at that point in my life so I had to either walk, get a ride, or borrow my mom’s car. She was never fond of the idea of being without wheels and I guess I don’t blame her. I don’t like being without wheels either! Anyway, normally she would pick me up in lieu of letting me take the car.
One day she actually let me borrow her car, an ugly green station wagon. I sure wish they still made them! It wasn’t a cool car by a long shot, but I’d love to have one now! I wasn’t used to her letting me take the car, so I forgot I had it! I waited and waited…and waited and waited…for her to come get me and she never showed up! I figured she forgot or something came up.
After a good 45 minutes, I called her on the phone. When she picked up I asked, “Where are you? Are you still coming to get me or should I just walk?” She said, “You have the car, you dingbat!” I was instantly embarrassed!! Some of my co-workers (teachers, office management, and other aides) were in the office at the time and they all knew I was waiting for my ride. I could feel the heat on my face as it turned beet-red. When I got off the phone, I laughed at myself.. even though I was dreadfully embarrassed! One of my co-workers asked me what was going on. I explained what happened and felt so ridiculously stupid! That ugly green station wagon was out in the parking lot the entire time! Silly me.

Thankfully, I don’t have too many really embarrassing moments anymore. What are some of your most embarrassing moments? Do share…
Oh boy, Friday already and I nearly missed it! I’ve been having a rough time these past few weeks. Between my pain level being sky high and having digestive issues, I don’t know if I’m coming or going. On the bright side, I do have several funnies for you this week, more than last week! So, without further ado…
Enjoy!
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A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home alone from school one day when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her. After following along for a while, he turns to her and asks, “Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?”
“NO!” says the little girl as she keeps on walking. The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks, “Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back.”
“NO!” says the little girl again as she hurries down the street. The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says, “Okay kid, my last offer! I’ll give you 20 bucks AND a big bag of candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride.”
Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and screams out…
“Look Dad! You’re the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley …YOU RIDE IT!!”
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Thanks for reading! I hope you enjoyed this week’s funnies! There were a few that I’m still laughing over! Have a super weekend, my friends!
