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Friday’s Funnies – Stupid Men Edition – Sorry Guys! (A Repost)

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This is a repost from last Friday’s glitchy mess. I still don’t know what happened!! Anyway, if you commented last week, no need to comment again…unless you want to.

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Have you ever wondered why women live longer than men? Aside from the occasional cast iron skill upside the head or suffocation by pillow, some men could very easily cause their own demise. I do give them credit for creativity, though! In honor of that creativity, I’ve collected photos of men doing what I hope wasn’t their last hoorah, if you know what I mean!

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Some are quite cringe-worthy, yes? I mean, really? So many accidents waiting to happen! Now we know why women live longer than men! Hahaha!

I hope you all have an enjoyable weekend with some nice Fall weather! Yay! Fall! I love sweater weather!!

Aunt Debbie

Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week

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Friday’s Funnies seems to be the only thing I can push out these days! I’ve been suffering from writer’s block this past couple of weeks. I write something and then I end up deleting it for various reasons. I will eventually find the inspiration but for now, I’ll just sit back and chill.

I hope you will enjoy this week’s funnies! I found them quite amusing! I think my faves are: Sex Therapist, Show & Tell Vultures, Evolution, and Baby Photo Shoot. Which ones will you choose?

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A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist’s office. The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?” The man said, “Will you watch us have sex?” The doctor looked puzzled but agreed.

When the couple finished, the doctor said, “There’s nothing wrong with the way you have sex,” and charged them $50.00.

This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor and leave.

Finally, the doctor asked, “Just exactly what are you trying to find out?”

“We’re not trying to find out anything,” the husband replied. “She’s married and we can’t go to her house. I’m married and we can’t go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90.00. The Hilton charges $108.00. We do it here for $50.00…and I get $43.00 back from Medicare.

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Well, there ya have it! What do you think? Remember, I don’t post these to offend anyone. If you’re offended then pull the stick out.

I hope you have an enjoyable weekend! We are getting rain this weekend, which is fine by me but our local meteorologist says to “look for lower humidity and temps” so I am jumping for joy right now!

Peace, Love & Rock & Roll…

Aunt Debbie

Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week

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Geez. I am glad this day is nearly over! I’ve had nothing but trouble with my devices all damn day! This morning my phone wouldn’t send texts and the 2 times it did, it took forever. This afternoon, my tablet decided to be a bitch and freeze up on me every time I tried to do something. Later in the day, I switched to my laptop and my virus protection wouldn’t let me do anything until it updated…but then it wouldn’t update. Ugh. So, I decided to get busy on the desktop, which is normally slow but I’m used to that. The thing is, there’s something screwy in Denmark (as they say) and it has taken me 3 hours to get things working correctly (still slow) and I finally got my pics uploaded for today’s funnies! Just kill me. I love technology and I have always been able to figure out and fix my devices without help, but please let the Goddess help me because I am ready to throw this shit out the window – obviously, technology doesn’t like ME!

So, let’s get on with this before I start having troubles again! I hope you enjoy this week’s funnies!!

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Ok, I don’t know about you but I have to say my favorites this week are 1) the little girl and the dog and 2) the monkey with the stick!! I just about lost it! I hope I haven’t posted any of these before. I’ve been so frustrated today it’s a wonder I’ve managed to get this far, let alone remember what I’ve posted already!

I hope you all (and me, too) have a wonderful weekend! I won’t consider any weekend too wonderful though until it starts to cool down, but that’s just me.

Aunt Debbie

Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week

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I bet you thought I’d forget this Friday’s Funnies like I did the last, didn’t you?! It’s been a rough couple of days so I’m shocked I remembered, too!

So, you know I’m a Crazy Cat Lady so I’ll get this ball rolling with a few short and amusing cat videos. I hope you enjoy them and the memes below the videos, too!

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Well, that’s it for this week’s funnies! I hope you enjoyed them! Which were your faves? I can’t decide!! I do like the one about the barber/drug dealer and the one with the little orangutan. So funny!

I hope you have a wonderful weekend! Hopefully, the weather will be more agreeable soon because I am just about done with this heat and humidity!

Be safe, be cool and don’t forget to laugh a little!

Aunt Debbie

Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week!

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Oh boy. What a week. I thought it was humid as hell last week. Guess what? It was worse this week. The heat index was 107 to 110 degrees all week long, except for today. In the 70’s today, but still humid. There’s really no point in trying to dry off after a shower! Holy Crayoli! I’ve stayed indoors with the a/c on…all 3 of them at times…and the one day I went out was only because I HAD to! I regretted that, but I’ll save that for another post.

In the meantime, I’ll leave you with this week’s funnies! I hope you enjoy them!

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The carjacking squirrel. Port St. Lucie Police Department shared this photo of a critter who hopped onto a patrol car Monday morning. Squirrel fled the scene.

This is the carjacking squirrel of Port St. Lucie. The local Police Department shared this photo of the perp who hopped onto a patrol car Monday morning. Squirrel fled the scene.

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Well, there ya go peeps! I hope you got a few laughs from this batch! Which were your faves? My faves are the old couple, the KFC trip, mama’s toy, and the car-jacking squirrel.

I hope you have a wonderful weekend. Stay hydrated and make sure your furbabies have water and shelter from the heat. Also, LOOK BEFORE YOU LOCK! Parked cars become OVENS in the heat so be alert. Please don’t leave ANY living being in a parked car. That concludes this week’s PSA. Haha.

Aunt Debbie