Friday’s Funnies seems to be the only thing I can push out these days! I’ve been suffering from writer’s block this past couple of weeks. I write something and then I end up deleting it for various reasons. I will eventually find the inspiration but for now, I’ll just sit back and chill.
I hope you will enjoy this week’s funnies! I found them quite amusing! I think my faves are: Sex Therapist, Show & Tell Vultures, Evolution, and Baby Photo Shoot. Which ones will you choose?
A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist’s office. The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?” The man said, “Will you watch us have sex?” The doctor looked puzzled but agreed.
When the couple finished, the doctor said, “There’s nothing wrong with the way you have sex,” and charged them $50.00.
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor and leave.
Finally, the doctor asked, “Just exactly what are you trying to find out?”
“We’re not trying to find out anything,” the husband replied. “She’s married and we can’t go to her house. I’m married and we can’t go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90.00. The Hilton charges $108.00. We do it here for $50.00…and I get $43.00 back from Medicare.
Well, there ya have it! What do you think? Remember, I don’t post these to offend anyone. If you’re offended then pull the stick out.
I hope you have an enjoyable weekend! We are getting rain this weekend, which is fine by me but our local meteorologist says to “look for lower humidity and temps” so I am jumping for joy right now!
Peace, Love & Rock & Roll…