Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week

Friday’s Funnies seems to be the only thing I can push out these days! I’ve been suffering from writer’s block this past couple of weeks. I write something and then I end up deleting it for various reasons. I will eventually find the inspiration but for now, I’ll just sit back and chill.

I hope you will enjoy this week’s funnies! I found them quite amusing! I think my faves are: Sex Therapist, Show & Tell Vultures, Evolution, and Baby Photo Shoot. Which ones will you choose?

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A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist’s office. The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?” The man said, “Will you watch us have sex?” The doctor looked puzzled but agreed.

When the couple finished, the doctor said, “There’s nothing wrong with the way you have sex,” and charged them $50.00.

This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor and leave.

Finally, the doctor asked, “Just exactly what are you trying to find out?”

“We’re not trying to find out anything,” the husband replied. “She’s married and we can’t go to her house. I’m married and we can’t go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90.00. The Hilton charges $108.00. We do it here for $50.00…and I get $43.00 back from Medicare.


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Well, there ya have it! What do you think? Remember, I don’t post these to offend anyone. If you’re offended then pull the stick out.

I hope you have an enjoyable weekend! We are getting rain this weekend, which is fine by me but our local meteorologist says to “look for lower humidity and temps” so I am jumping for joy right now!

Peace, Love & Rock & Roll…

Aunt Debbie

Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week

Geez. I am glad this day is nearly over! I’ve had nothing but trouble with my devices all damn day! This morning my phone wouldn’t send texts and the 2 times it did, it took forever. This afternoon, my tablet decided to be a bitch and freeze up on me every time I tried to do something. Later in the day, I switched to my laptop and my virus protection wouldn’t let me do anything until it updated…but then it wouldn’t update. Ugh. So, I decided to get busy on the desktop, which is normally slow but I’m used to that. The thing is, there’s something screwy in Denmark (as they say) and it has taken me 3 hours to get things working correctly (still slow) and I finally got my pics uploaded for today’s funnies! Just kill me. I love technology and I have always been able to figure out and fix my devices without help, but please let the Goddess help me because I am ready to throw this shit out the window – obviously, technology doesn’t like ME!

So, let’s get on with this before I start having troubles again! I hope you enjoy this week’s funnies!!

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Ok, I don’t know about you but I have to say my favorites this week are 1) the little girl and the dog and 2) the monkey with the stick!! I just about lost it! I hope I haven’t posted any of these before. I’ve been so frustrated today it’s a wonder I’ve managed to get this far, let alone remember what I’ve posted already!

I hope you all (and me, too) have a wonderful weekend! I won’t consider any weekend too wonderful though until it starts to cool down, but that’s just me.

Aunt Debbie

Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week

I bet you thought I’d forget this Friday’s Funnies like I did the last, didn’t you?! It’s been a rough couple of days so I’m shocked I remembered, too!

So, you know I’m a Crazy Cat Lady so I’ll get this ball rolling with a few short and amusing cat videos. I hope you enjoy them and the memes below the videos, too!

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Well, that’s it for this week’s funnies! I hope you enjoyed them! Which were your faves? I can’t decide!! I do like the one about the barber/drug dealer and the one with the little orangutan. So funny!

I hope you have a wonderful weekend! Hopefully, the weather will be more agreeable soon because I am just about done with this heat and humidity!

Be safe, be cool and don’t forget to laugh a little!

Aunt Debbie

Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week

Happy Friday, everyone! What a week! The heat index for 2 or 3 days was as high as 107* – it was awful! Today has been warm and humid, but not as bad because it rained all night and part of the day. Of course, that’ll make tomorrow even worse! On the bright side, Fall is just around the corner and I can’t wait! Most of my friends look forward to Halloween but not me. I just want to wear my sweaters! I LOVE sweater weather!

Are you ready to laugh? I thought most of these were damn hilarious. Maybe you will, too. Maybe you won’t and that’s ok. I have a weird sense of humor, so who knows…. Ok, I hope you enjoy these at any rate!

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I think my favorite one is of the birds… I mean, look at that baby bird’s face and how ruffled his little head feathers are! Then coming in second would probably be the guy with the ladders. It’s no wonder women live longer than men! Haha!

Well, I hope you enjoyed this week’s funnies! It feels good to laugh, doesn’t it? I hope the laughter continues into the weekend – of course, you’re on your own for entertainment because I’m pretty these won’t still have you laughing.

Have a super-duper weekend!!

Aunt Debbie

Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week

This week I just didn’t have time to put together a theme-related Friday’s Funnies post, so we’ll just have to make do with the original concept. I’m up for suggestions of themes for future posts so lay them on me!

After the mass shootings in El Paso, Dayton, Gilroy, and so many more just THIS YEAR, I think we all need something to laugh about. I know I do, and I know people close to the aforementioned shootings that definitely need a laugh. Let’s share laughter, my friends. Share Friday’s Funnies with someone who needs a good laugh. Share something funny you found on Facebook. Just share…and laugh…and love one another.

WARNING! Some may not be suitable for children and some may be offensive to stupid people everywhere!

Now for the laughter. I hope. Enjoy!

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Well, did you laugh? I hope so! Which one was your favorite? Maybe you have more than one favorite and that’s terrific! I just wish I could hear you laugh!

Now, enjoy your Friday night and come tomorrow, go out and have a great weekend with friends and family. Live your life, love your tribe, and appreciate everything!

Aunt Debbie