The Ex-Files – You Can’t Cut Noodles In A Bowl!

It had been an extremely busy day! I was running a Day Care in our home so that I could pay the rent and put food on the table. Since CP wasn’t working I really had no choice. He was too good to go out and find a job, any job, to keep our heads above water. He was resigned to sitting and waiting for his last employer to call him back to work. He had been laid off for months! Landlords want to be paid. Kids need to be fed. What the hell is wrong with this man?

On this particular day, I had 7 kids altogether, two of them were my own. I was taking care of kids ranging from 8 months old to 5 years. I wasn’t just babysitting. I ran my Day Care like a preschool. We had planned activities throughout each day. I didn’t want the kids getting bored and I wanted them to go home having learned something and ready to tell their moms what they did at Debbie’s house that day. I didn’t want them just sitting in front of the tv all day.

The last kid was picked up at 5:00pm and that was my time to prepare dinner for my family. CP came home around 5:30pm and normally I had dinner on the table at just the right time. If he decided to eat, that is. More than half the time he just went to bed. There was never any conversation or interaction between me and CP or he and the kids. His job was finished, so ended his responsibilities for the day.

This day, however, he showered and actually sat down to have dinner with us. It wasn’t anything fancy. Grilled cheese sandwiches and ramen noodles, simple and filling. My daughter was about 5 and my son, 2. They were hungry from playing and socializing all day. I always got my son’s food ready first because he was smaller and just couldn’t wait as long as my daughter. I gave him 1/2 a sandwich and a bowl of ramen that I had let cool and cut into shorter pieces. Those noodles could be quite long and hard for little kids to eat.

My daughter was anxious for her food, but her sandwich was still in the pan. The ramen noodles were done so I scooped her up a helping. I sat it on the table near CP and asked him if he could please cut her noodles for her. His answer was remarkably stupid and I’ll never forget it. He said, “You can’t cut noodles in a bowl!” I asked, “Why the hell not?” He just looked at me and pushed the bowl over to our daughter. I was pissed. I grabbed a fork and a table knife and marched over to the table. I proceeded to cut the noodles as if I were cutting a steak. Then I moved the noodles around and repeated the same thing. I said to CP, “That’s how you cut noodles in a bowl. You’d think I could get just a little help from time to time because as you can smell, I’ve just burned SR’s sandwich.” I gave him the burned sandwich and started a new one for SR.

He ate his burned sandwich and as we’ve established in the last posting of The Ex Files, he was too big of a coward to say or do anything. Oh, except pout. He pouted while he ate and then he went to bed. Goodnight, asshole.

Earworm – Who Lives In A Pineapple…

What is an earworm, you ask?

It’s a tune or song that gets stuck in your brain! It’s that song that’s playing in your head as soon as you wake up in the morning and plays all day long. Sometimes it’s a good song or tune but sometimes it’s awful and drives you bonkers.

Ok, this one is driving me bonkers! Don’t get me wrong, I love watching SpongeBob Squarepants – hey! Don’t knock it unless you’ve watched it! It really is an amusing and funny show. However, I don’t like the theme song going through my head all day long especially when I haven’t even watched the show in months!

Crazy Caturday

Ok, I dropped the ball this week. Totally spaced out and forgot all about Friday’s Funnies! Wouldn’t be the first time, definitely won’t be the last!

To make up for it, I’ve decided to do something similar for today but with cats. Funny cats, cat memes. I think they’re funny. I hope you do, too!

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I hope you enjoyed these silly cats and that you had a super Saturday! Enjoy the rest of your weekend!

Until next time,

Aunt Debbie

 

The Ex-Files – Cowardice

The last few months with my ex were a bit stressful but my baby sister was there. She and her son, a baby at the time, needed a place to stay. I don’t recall the situation that led to that need, but she moved in with us. CP didn’t have a problem with it. I figured I could help her and she could help me. It was nice having another adult to talk to. Heaven knows CP wasn’t adult enough to fill that need.

I had enjoyed those first few months of my nephew’s life. I was there when he was born and I felt very close to my sister and to him. When we moved, I hated leaving her behind. She was still living there and I thought CP would at least be polite and kind to her. She wouldn’t be in his way, after all. He would be working most of the day and would possibly not even see her at all. What was to happen still pisses me off to this day and proves exactly the coward that man was and probably still is.

Not too long after we left, my sister had been out for the day and when she got home she couldn’t get the front door open. The key turned, the door unlocked but something was causing it not to open. She pushed and the door budged just enough to find that all of her belongings were stacked in front of the door. Apparently, CP had come home, found her gone, and proceeded to pack all of her stuff and block the door with it.

Not only did he not have the balls to ask her to move out, he never once took into consideration the baby he would be making homeless! My sister had packed a diaper bag when she left the house that day but she had planned to be home that evening so there was no need to bring all of the diapers, all of the baby food, or blankets, or extra clothing, etc. She needed those things! How dare he block the door to prevent her from getting in! There she was, stuck with none of the things necessary to take care of a baby.

I knew CP was a jerk but I never realized how big a coward he was until that night. If he was too chicken to speak to her in person, he could have left her a note telling her that she needed to find another place to live. It would have been better than what he did! Thankfully, my sister was able to rely on the baby’s other grandmother, and she eventually retrieved her things from the house.

What gets me is, how the hell did he think she was going to move out if all of her belongings were preventing her from entering the house? Not only was CP a coward but he was a real dumbass, too!

A Rainy Day & A Wet Cat

It’s been raining a lot here lately. I can always feel it in my bones before it even starts, but once it does I ache so bad I can’t do much of anything. I end up staying in my recliner most of the day. Today I worked on a crochet project that has taken much of my time the last 2 months. I’ll show you photos later, as it’s a gift and I don’t want to risk it being seen by the recipient before the special occasion. I managed to finish said project, thankfully. I was really getting tired of working on it! It turned out beautifully if I do say so myself.

We’ve had a stray cat hanging out here for a few months. In fact, I think he must’ve been the guy Jack fought with just before Christmas. I can’t risk them tangling again because Jack cost me an awful lot of money after that with x-rays and two vet visits, just for the wounds from the fight. Jack wants to fight him so badly, though! The stray cat, Sammy is what I’ve been calling him, looks like Alice but he’s buffed up! He’s short and stocky, and has the thickest neck I’ve ever seen on a cat! Anyway, I’ve been feeding poor Sammy when he comes around, which is only once every couple of weeks. I think he makes his rounds. I always wonder how far he travels.

This morning, I looked outside to see Sammy back so I brought him out some food. The thing is, he likes to hang out on top of the catio. The catio doesn’t have a roof. It’s covered on top and around the sides with chicken wire. It’s needing some reinforcement because it’s beginning to sag. Sammy has been laying out there all day long and in the rain! He’s wet and he doesn’t seem to care…but I care. I feel so bad for him. Sammy is an intact male so I can’t let him in the house. He and Jack will tear each other up AND Sammy will mark his territory in my house, which means then Jack will do the same! Plus, I love my furbabies and I don’t want to traumatize them or put them in close contact with anything Sammy might have. I guess I’ll have to put a shelter out there for him so he has a dry place to sleep instead of laying in the rain, although I don’t know why he doesn’t go out in the old shed! It’s got to be drier than the top of the catio!

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