The Downpour

I asked Dad if it was going to rain today. He said, “If it does, we won’t see much of it.” Boy, was he wrong.

When we left the house, it was sprinkling a little. No worries there. I can handle a little sprinkling. We set up the drip buckets for the leaks in the house, just in case. I hate this old house more and more each day. 

I wouldn’t even have bothered going out if I hadn’t needed Jack’s prednisolone and Baytril refilled. I had to go to our vet’s office for that and then over to Walmart for a few not-so-necessary necessities. We didn’t get very far when it started to rain a bit more. Still, no worries. All of a sudden the rain started coming down like someone dumping buckets of water on the windshield! Holy crap. I could barely see! The wipers were going as fast as they could go and I was driving much, much slower now. There wasn’t much traffic on this country highway but there were a few vehicles in front of us. The tail lights were barely visible. The wind had picked up and I worried that we might be driving into a tornado or something! All of a sudden we saw something go across the road…turned out to be a heavy duty plastic garbage can, used for roadside trash collection. The wind had blown it across the road! About 3 miles outside of the town we were headed to, the rain subsided. My hands were a bit achy after having such a grip on the steering wheel!

I was a wreck after that nearly 30 minutes drive in a downpour but I managed to walk and carry on my goal for the day. We picked up Jack’s meds as planned and then decided to go have a bite to eat. Our norm for lunches is Mexican food so we headed over to Los Amigos. As we were getting out of the car I noticed something dangling from Dad’s underarm. I had to laugh as I grabbed my handy little Swiss Army knife to cut the tag off his shirt. I bought him a few new shirts the week before and I guess he never thought to remove the tags! We had a good chuckle and a good meal then headed over to Walmart.

Walmart wasn’t as bad as I thought it might be. I managed to get a scooter, although the battery died half-way through the store. I went on my way of gathering up what I needed, but out of the corner of my eye, I noticed someone following me. I moved to the side thinking this person just wanted to get past me. Nope. Still behind me. I started to go down different aisles thinking this person would go somewhere else. Nope. Still behind me. I thought, Son of a bitch! I had just about enough of this so I pulled to the side of the aisle, and turned around very quickly to give this person a piece of my mind because after all, he was following just a little too closely! I was a little embarrassed but thought it was hilarious that it was just Dad in his new shirt and I didn’t recognize him out of the corner of my eye. I must’ve had one evil look on my face because he chuckled and asked, “What’s the matter?” I explained and we laughed again. We finished our business and left.

On the way out of town, we stopped for gas. As if today hadn’t been strange enough already, while Dad was pumping the gas for me (I normally do it but he has decided that he needs to learn how to use these ‘newfangled’ pumps and his debit card) I happened to notice a guy pumping gas and smoking a cigarette. As if that wasn’t scary enough, he set the pump on lock to pump automatically, and then he walked away and started pacing the lot with that cigarette dangling out of his mouth. He looked like he was on something or up to something, one or the other. I was worried. I didn’t know what this guy’s problem was. When the pump stopped, the man removed the nozzle and went inside to pay for his gas, still with that cigarette dangling from his lips. I was relieved when the man came out and drove away. Dad was still trying to figure out where his receipt was. Finally, he got in the car with his receipt. He said he had been looking on the left-hand side of the pump for the receipt to come out but it came out on the right-hand side. He’s so funny sometimes but he figured it out. At least he did it without a tag hanging off his shirt!

Thankfully the rain had stopped, and we left for home. I guess it didn’t do too much raining at the house, because none of the leaks had sprung and everything was fine. Of course, Jack & his Pack weren’t too happy because the catio was wet and they don’t like that one little bit! I swear, they must think I make it rain on purpose!

Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week

There’s this woman named Susan. She’s a real piece of work.

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She’s very lazy…

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She’s a habitual liar…

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She’s not a good photographer…

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Her co-workers want to throw things at her…

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Or spill hot drinks on her…

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She tells them how to do their jobs…

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Old people are sick of her shit…

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The Mafia has her on a short leash…

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She thinks she has all the answers…

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She thinks she so perfect…

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Oh no she didn’t!

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She tries to tell people how to live their lives…

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She’s just a bossy bitch…

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She’s also an alcoholic!

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Babies are even sick of her shit!

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Small children, too!

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She confuses dogs and makes them sad…

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Cats are not fond of Susan, either.

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She’s not very helpful…

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And we all know Grumpy Cat has to be sick of her, too!

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Her husband even left her…

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This girl is LUCKY!

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Looks like this is the only person who actually likes poor ol’ Susan!

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Well, there’s Friday’s Funnies, starring SUSAN. I hope these gave you a chuckle. I wanted to do something a bit different!

Have a great weekend, everyone!

Aunt Debbie

Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week

I’m telling you… I am so happy this week has come to an end. It’s been one frustration after another. Oh, well. Life goes on. Next week will be better.

So, I hope this week’s funnies will tickle your funny bone, a little at least. I know I can use a good laugh about now. I think I might pop in a funny movie like Mr. Bean or Rat Race. Nothing like a silly movie with Rowan Atkinson to lift your spirits, ‘eh?!

Onward and upward. Here’s this week’s funnies! Enjoy!

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Oh, that last one! So true! The languages we all know when pain is involved!! Well, that does it for this time, peeps! I hope you’ve had a lovely week! May your weekend be cool and breezy and your drinks be good and…alcohol-y. Haha!

Aunt Debbie

Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week

I’ve had to unplug the satellite and wi-fi 3 days, off and on, because of storms. This weather has been nuts! Here we are, the first day of Summer, and we get a storm! The day went from 74 to 92 degrees, and then the wind picked up and cooled things off a bit, leaving us with a mere 80-degree evening. I don’t mind the heat so much but the humidity is a killer. Now it’s raining and I’d better get to the task at hand before I have to unplug yet again!

I hope these funnies give you a chuckle! We could all use a good laugh with everything going on in the world. It’s so depressing watching the news! So, here we go now. Enjoy, and laugh to your heart’s content!

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I hope you enjoyed this week’s funnies! I hear thunder in the distance, so I’d better get this finished! Have a ‘supercalifragilisticexpialidocious’ weekend, y’all! Peace, Love and Rock ‘n Roll!

Aunt Debbie

Earworm – You Can’t Rollerskate In A Buffalo Herd

What is an earworm, you ask?

It’s a tune or song that gets stuck in your brain! It’s that song that’s playing in your head as soon as you wake up in the morning and plays all day long. Sometimes it’s a good song or tune but sometimes it’s awful and drives you bonkers.

Don’t ask me why, but I woke up singing this song! Who am I kidding? I’m still singing it! I used to listen to Roger Miller when I was a kid and enjoyed his songs. They were very entertaining and well, I was a kid and I listened to what my parents listened to.