There’s this woman named Susan. She’s a real piece of work.
She’s very lazy…
She’s a habitual liar…
She’s not a good photographer…
Her co-workers want to throw things at her…
Or spill hot drinks on her…
She tells them how to do their jobs…
Old people are sick of her shit…
The Mafia has her on a short leash…
She thinks she has all the answers…
She thinks she so perfect…
Oh no she didn’t!
She tries to tell people how to live their lives…
She’s just a bossy bitch…
She’s also an alcoholic!
Babies are even sick of her shit!
Small children, too!
She confuses dogs and makes them sad…
Cats are not fond of Susan, either.
She’s not very helpful…
And we all know Grumpy Cat has to be sick of her, too!
Her husband even left her…
This girl is LUCKY!
Looks like this is the only person who actually likes poor ol’ Susan!
Well, there’s Friday’s Funnies, starring SUSAN. I hope these gave you a chuckle. I wanted to do something a bit different!
Have a great weekend, everyone!
Being Aunt Debbie 