Happy Friday, Folks! So, what’s going on in your neck of the woods? I hope this week has been good to you. Have you taken the time to laugh? I think it’s helpful to unwind with some humor so, without further ado, let’s unwind with Friday’s Funnies!
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I’d have to say #4!
No, 2020 would have to be worse than the prep!
I wish they’d come for me!
Something my son would have done if given the opportunity!
It’s just a flesh wound!
I know people who would do this if they could!
Yeah, whipping cream sounds much better than horse manure!
Who the hell wants to grow up?
Wow. I wonder wtf happened in 1620?
I hate this word, but knowing what it meant in 1544 makes me feel better about using it.
Who knew?
Did you know?!
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I’m having a hard time deciding which one is my fave! There are 4 that had me rolling… The “WTF Tombstone,” “Growing Up,” “Cunt,” and “Hamburger” were pretty dang funny to me. What do you think? Which ones made you laugh the most? Let me know and if you run across any funny memes you’d like to share be sure and send them my way!
Have a super weekend, everyone! Don’t forget to live a little and laugh a lot!
I was going through some old photos I took when my granddaughter was little. I stumbled across these; my favorites in a sequence. They are a bit out of focus but you can still see the humor behind them. Starting top/middle/bottom, moving left to right: These photos show little Daph squeezing between the chair and side table, getting stuck, waiting patiently or thinking how she would get out, and then finally the look as if to plea with Grandma to help her out of this predicament and stop taking photos!
Here we are. Friday again. Didn’t we just have one of those? I hope everyone has had a good week. Mine has been ok, aside from wondering what the heck day it is every single day.
I’m having a hard time with this blasted editor. I hate when they change things that I’m used to into something that seems to be more trouble than it’s worth. I really don’t like this one bit.
I have decided to share fewer funnies from now on. At least until I have mastered this stupid editor. I hope you enjoy this week’s set! Let me know what you think!
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So, what do you think? Which was your favorite? I’m pretty sure the “city people in the country” and the last one with the funky dolls are my faves! I think I may have shared that last one before but it cracks me up every time I see it! Just the look on their faces!! And the pig nose in the other one! Oink, oink, oink!!
Well, that’s it for this week, folks! I hope you have enjoyed this post! I will be back (hopefully) with more posts next week. I’m trying to get myself back on track with writing. I know I’m not the best writer but I can’t improve if I don’t practice, right?
If y’all would like to follow me on Facebook, that would be great! I am trying my best to get back on track there, too! Links below:
Being Aunt Debbie – an extension of my blog where I share quotes, stories of kindness, funny memes, etc.
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Have a great weekend! See you on Monday! (I’m still taking the weekends off!)
Ah, memories of the old days… My cousin and I were probably about 5 or 6 so I’d say this was around the late 60’s.
Top and center photos: My cousin, Lyn and I were best buds. (I’m the terd with the darker hair.)
Bottom photo: It looks like my Aunt Helen (Lyn’s mom) is doing my mom’s hair. My mom looks thrilled, doesn’t she? They may just be getting drunk, who knows? Papa, (my dad’s dad) looks on. I wonder what he’s thinking.
Turkey Mae wasn’t a turkey. You’ve heard of a crazy cat lady, right? Turkey Mae acquired her nickname for her love of turkeys…and chickens, and geese. She lived in the Ozark Mountains, Ava, Missouri to be exact. She was related to my mother, somehow. Perhaps my mother’s great aunt…
Dad told me the story of the time he was on a research trip for his genealogy book and mom insisted on going, much to his disappointment. He knew that wouldn’t turn out well, but that’s another story for another day. She convinced my Dad that they should stop in Missouri to visit her family because she, too, was writing a genealogy book. (That was a farce in itself.) So, to appease the angry-at-the-drop-of-a-dime Medusa, he agreed.
They stopped in to see Turkey Mae, who lived on a hill, hidden from the main road. When they first stepped out of the car, they noticed the mostly dried up bird poop all over the yard. Crunch, crunch. There were chickens and turkeys everywhere! Dad said he even saw a few geese. They knocked on the door.
An old lady, of small stature, opened the door and peered at them. My mom spoke up and introduced herself and then Dad. They were invited in and, to Dad’s surprise, there were chickens all over the house! “Come on in and sit down,” Turkey Mae insisted. Mom and Dad looked at each other. They sat down on a couch that was just as crunchy as the yard!
About the time they sat down, Dad said a chicken jumped up on the back of the couch and about scared the shit out of him. Then another chicken followed. There were chickens everywhere in that house! Mom and Dad were in total disbelief because they had never seen such a thing before! Turkey Mae shooed the chickens off the couch, talking to them as if they were pets. She explained that when the weather is cold, she lets the chickens in the house so they don’t freeze to death. I’m not sure the time of year Mom and Dad were there but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t wintertime!
Dad said they visited a little bit with Turkey Mae, but his memory is a bit faded now. He doesn’t recall if she gave Mom any genealogy-related information, but he remembered the visit being short. Ha, I wonder why?! Can you imagine having chickens in your house?