Yes! I am back with Friday’s Funnies! It’s been months. I’ve been busting my butt to get the cookbook done and it’s finally finished and ready for orders. Now that it’s done I can relax and start writing again. My blog has suffered and I miss spending time on WP reading your blogs, too!

Anyway, this week’s collection may be short but it won’t lack levity. Enjoy!

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Forgive me…

Don’t leave your kids or animals in a hot car or else…

Give me a sharp…no, a dull knife.

We are all immigrants here, except the Native Americans.

So, that’s why it’s hot as hell?

Just sayin’…

I’m not a vegetarian…

More like December 1st…

Absolutely!

Now, isn’t this a great pic of me and Jason?

I went Chopin today and I didn’t forget my Liszt.

We all have a junk drawer that accumulates everything!

You bet your ass I will!

I’ve been saying this for several years!

Yeah, it will fall on deaf ears, I know…

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There ya go, friends! I hope you got a few laughs. Next week, I should have more since the cookbook is finished! If you want one contact me via the Contact page and I will send details.

My fave this week is the pic of me and Jason. It’s a good pic, isn’t it?! What’s your fave?

I hope y’all had a great 4th of July. Me? Just another day in the life a disabled nut! I hope no one lost any fingers or eyes. So many stupid accidents during this holiday. Mostly because adults who have been drinking all day set off the fireworks!! Lol!

Stay cool and don’t forget: Don’t leave your children or pets in a hot car! Only morons do that. Have a great weekend!