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Wacky Wednesday
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Wacky Wednesday
I’m starting something new called Wacky Wednesday and I can’t promise it will be a) funny or b) consistent but I’m going to give it a shot! I was playing with Granddaughter’s toys last week and took some silly pictures. I posted them on last week’s Friday’s Funnies. THAT was what gave me the idea! This week, more silly fun with toys!
The Fight of the Century!
Dedicated to my sister, Carol because she loves SpongeBob and I love her!
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Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week
Friday, Friday….. Here we are again! I hope I’m not repeating funnies I have shared before. It’s hard to remember, so please forgive repeats if there are any!
First a funny joke, kind of a corny one, but funny! Enjoy!
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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.
“Miss Whack, I’d like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.”
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it’s okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, “Sure. I have this,” and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she’ll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, “There’s a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.” She holds up the tiny pink elephant. “I mean, what in the world is this?”
(You’re gonna love this.)
The bank manager looks back at her and says, “It’s a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man’s a Rolling Stone.”
(You sang it, didn’t you? Yeah, I know you did.)
Never take life too seriously.
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Think carefully about your wishes….
Yummy.
Me. Every. Damn. Day.
Poor doggy!
Seriously? Pilots that need braille? Another reason to never fly!
Who in their right mind????
Haha!
Ouch!
Pretty close resemblance, don’t ya think?
Nice kitty….
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Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week
Time for Friday’s Funnies! I’ll start out with a little funny-ha-ha from my outing with Dad today! Enjoy!
Dad and I went to Mountain Grove today to buy a new DVD player. Afterward, we stopped at Los Amigos for a quick bite to eat. We’ve been there many times before and the food is really good, but I never noticed a side entrance door. I mentioned it to Dad and he said, “Oh yeah, I’ve seen it before. In fact, I’ve seen real people, not actors, come in that door.” If you don’t watch tv you won’t even get why this is funny! It’s a reference to the stupid auto commercials where they state clearly “these are real people, not actors,” which is just stupid. (Actors aren’t real people?? Lol.) Anyway, Dad never disappoints. Filing this under #ShitMyDadSays!
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I hope no one gets their panties in a bunch over that last one. The Facebook page that posted it got some really rude comments. People need to lighten up a bit and stop getting so offended over little things that, when you think about it, really don’t matter at the end of the day. Get some tickle back in that funny bone and have a little laugh. Laughs are free, fun, and make you feel good!
Have a great weekend everyone!
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Friday’s Funnies – My Faves This Week
Well, I had a really funny video to share with y’all and now I can’t find the blasted thing! Worse is that I don’t remember what the video was of in the first place! I just know it was funny! Shoot. Oh well. Next time.
I hope you enjoy these! Some of them are just….something. You’ll see.
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You know that saying, “Something you just can’t unsee?” Applies to the last meme, don’t you think? Hahahaha! Have a great weekend and remember to laugh!
Being Aunt Debbie 