I slept in my lift chair last night…I mean, this morning. I had a Mudslide and was up until after 3am. I don’t know how long after 3am because…umm…the Mudslide. I decided my chair would be a better place for me because when alcohol enters the picture, I’m more apt to fall on my ass trying to get ready for bed.
I slept well until about 6:30am. Not a lot of sleep but I did sleep better than I do in my bed. I’m walking better as well but I have a kink in my neck and an ache in my upper back. When I looked in the mirror, I noticed my hair was sticking straight up…in the back. I looked like Quasimodo for fuck’s sake.
I have to apologize, my friends, for not posting Friday’s Funnies yesterday. I promised myself that I would try harder but time just got away from me yesterday. When I looked in my file for memes I realized I never saved one meme all stinkin’ week anyway! I just haven’t been on social media much lately. It’s actually been nice. I’m thinking of deleting a couple of my Facebook pages and maybe my Instagram account. I don’t use that one much anyway.
I crashed at about 10am, as I thought I would. I was falling asleep sitting up. I dreamed that I looked out my bedroom door, which was on the opposite wall than it really is, and saw the back door. Under the back door, I saw a huge gap between the bottom of the door and the floor and thought, “No wonder I get so many bugs and critters in my bedroom.” I then Googled (still in my dream) ‘Why do I see a gap under the door?’ and Google’s answer: ‘Perhaps you see something that really isn’t there.’ Lo and behold, I looked again, and there was no gap under the back door. See, Google is always helpful. Even in dreams. Then I woke up and realized only an hour and a half had passed. Maybe I should Google “Why is Debbie losing her mind?”
I crashed again at 2:30pm. Another hour and a half of sleep. Still looking a bit like Quasimodo, I realized sleeping in my lift chair at night instead of my bed probably isn’t the best place for me, Mudslide or not.
Have a great Labor Day weekend, and be safe and not sorry.
Oh my friend, I think we’ve all had those “Quasimodo” kind of nights, lol. I feel like that somewhat right now, I had to bend, squeeze and contort myself this morning to change out the faucet in my master bath sink. I wasn’t about to call the stupid property management company for this. They’d probably say they’d get to in some time-next week. But it was gushing water under the sink, so I just went and bought the cheapest faucet I could find, and did it myself. And now my knees, back and neck are….”quasimotoded?” Lmao
I could definitely use a mudslide or two right now 🧉🍹. I hope you can catch up on your sleep my friend 😴😴😴
You go, girl!! You’re right. Why wait for some asshole to make time to fix it when you can do it yourself?! I hope you’re not as Quasimodo’d today! As for my sleep… I was dead before my head hit the pillow last night. Slept until 10am this morning! 😉
I’m so glad you got a full nights sleep my friend, 😁
Me, too! Thanks bunches!
It does seem like Google has all the answers. I will look forward to next weeks memes… if you find any good ones. Some days there is just nothing funny on Facebook.
That’s the truth! Some days it’s all politics and hatefulness. I have unfriended or unfollowed so many people! :/ I’m just sick of it all!
Me too!