“I’m Just Ugly”

I told this story on my Facebook page tonight. I can’t believe how little things turn into something so hilarious!

Dad and I went to Chili’s for lunch today. We had only been seated for about 10 minutes before a few ladies came in and sat behind us. The thing is, one of the ladies peered down at me as she passed as if I had my clothes on backward or something. I had to do a quick check!

Anyway, the same lady got up to use the restroom and on her way back she did the same thing! I looked down at my shirt, thinking maybe I had salsa dripped down the front of me or something. Nothing there. Dad noticed too. I thought maybe she thought she knew me….

Shortly after, I got up to use the restroom. When I came back, there she was with that peering look again! I asked Dad, “Geez. Do I have slop all over my face? Are my clothes wonky? Do I stink?” He said, “No, you’re just ugly.” “Thanks, Dad,” I said. Then we just laughed our butts off. I hope the snotty lady was bothered by our laughter.

(The comment Dad made was inspired by the episode of SpongeBob SquarePants when he thought he was ugly.) 

Lol. Filing this under #ShitMyDadSays

6 thoughts on ““I’m Just Ugly”

  1. Well I don’t find tht funny, I’m sorry. I know someone who doesn’t miss an opportunity to tell me that too. Why haven’t you asked the woman why she looked at you that way? Kin of “what are you looking at?” or “what? do you want my picture?”

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    1. No, not at all. I’m sure from the outside it would seem like an awful thing to say to someone but truly, it wasn’t. It was a joke; a father/daughter humorous joke that no one would understand completely except for my sisters and me. I’m sorry if my earlier comment made you feel that you said something wrong. 🙂

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