• I might not ask for help, but I won’t forget those who offered.
• If you get mad because I “challenge” something you say, that tells me that you know you are full of shit and that you just don’t want me to prove you wrong.
• Don’t mistake my self-control for weakness.
• Sometimes I laugh at inappropriate times.
• If you tell the truth, you won’t have to remember anything.
• People don’t have to like me, and I don’t have to care.
• When I say I can’t do something it means I truly can’t. I am not lazy.
• I am tired of being nice and biting my tongue to spare people’s feelings.
• When I was at my lowest, no one offered to help.
• People don’t seem to care about punctuation, spelling, and grammar these days.
• It’s sad to watch a parent’s mental and physical ability decline as they age.
• I sometimes get teary-eyed when I think about moving into the new house.
• It makes no sense to dust the furniture when it will all be dusty again by tomorrow.
• Facebook always suggests “people I may know” and I always think, “Yeah, I know them and I don’t like them.”
• I always wonder what my 3 cats call me.
• I don’t use autocorrect because I can incorrectly spell the wrong word without help.
• Conspiracies are born when people try to make sense of something they don’t understand.
• I’m still waiting for the flying cars my elementary school teachers promised we’d all have in 2020.
• Transgender people aren’t hurting anyone. Just leave them alone.
• Forcing a 12-year-old girl to give birth is a form of child abuse.
• Donald Trump is a narcissistic reprobate and a repulsive human being.
• The next 4 years will be hard to bear.
• Listening to loud music while driving is therapeutic.
• Swearing like a sailor is my superpower.
• Swearing reduces stress.
• It costs nothing to be kind and respectful to everyone.
• Enter 2025 and do epic shit. 

See you in the New Year, my friends!