There’s a lot of bullshit flowing on the web this week. I’m sick of hearing about COVID-19. The entire situation is extremely worrisome, but wouldn’t be so bad if the “stable genius” had addressed the problem with a) intelligence, b) facts, and c) clarity. He has no idea what the hell he is doing. But this isn’t a political post. I’ll save that for another time.
I finally got my meds straightened out and met my new FNP. She was very personable and spoke with knowledge without talking down to me. I asked her about the clinic’s process if someone thinks they might have the virus. Her answers were reassuring and I left feeling that it would be handled competently. I went to Walmart to pick up my meds and a few other things afterward.
Walmart was a madhouse. Families pushing 2 and 3 carts packed full of supplies were everywhere. I actually got a scooter and I realized on the way home why it was so easy to get one today, of all days. Well, a scooter basket doesn’t hold enough for the zombie apocalypse you know!!!! It’s really a good thing I didn’t need toilet paper because there was not one package left on the shelves! Paper towels and facial tissues were pretty slim pickins, too! They were low or completely out of so many things! Ugh.
Anyway, folks… Here’s this week’s dose of levity. Enjoy!
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My pick for 3rd place this week:
My pick for 2nd place:
And my pick for #1:
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Now, if some of those don’t make you laugh then there’s something wrong with you! Seriously, though. I had a hard time choosing my faves! The Quarantini and That 70’s Mom were pretty close in the running but I had to pick the ones that made me laugh the most! Which are your picks?
Tomorrow Dad and I are off to do some last-minute errands and to have some lunch. It will be our last day out for a while, I think. We shall lay low for a couple of weeks and let the zombies run amuck!
Have a great weekend, folks! Thanks for following my blog and remember, wash your hands!
Being Aunt Debbie 
I think my fave is the “Not to brag but, I’ve been avoiding people long before the CORVI-19” lol. Because it’s true!
People are stupid, and mass hysteria always prevail as over sanity and facts.
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Well shit, I got got a news bulletin saying that El Paso has its first “presumptive” case of CORVID-19. A 43 yr old male, who’s removing at home. Who apparently traveled to California to visit family. FML 🙄😠
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Not removing, recovering goddamned iPad, I thing it’s got Aotuocorrectivitis…..
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😂 I knew what you meant. I don’t use autocorrect. I figure if I make spelling errors I want to own it not blame it on autocorrect. Lol. 😂
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We’ve had 2 come down with it in Springfield, less than 100 miles from us.
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Yeah, that one is true for me too.
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😂😂😂😂 OMG, these were all pretty funny. I laughed out loud to a lot of them. 😂
Good job, Deb, great choices.
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Thanks, Racquel! 💜
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ROTFLMAO!!! Well, I think I’ve narrowed it down to three that are my top faves. At the top of that list is the guy who thinks he’s living like a king in his pullups. Second would be the Rocky meme, and third would be the one canceling Friday the 13th because Jason Voorhees has the coronavirus.
Great ones today, Debbie! Keep ’em coming. 🙂
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Thanks, Teri! I’m glad you liked them!
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Ah Debbie you made laugh so much that my belly ache this morning…….you want to know what my panic buy was?Clara s nappies🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Well that would very important so I don’t blame you! I’m glad you got some laughs. We all need to laugh right now. 💜
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Gotta go with the moonshiners and teaching people hand washing in 2020. 😀
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😂😂
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The Quarantini was my fave, but the ‘not to brag but avoiding people’ really hit home! lol
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